Join the Thalmor

Join the Thalmor

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Why?

Already did when I joined up with wagie Ulfric

Bethesda won't let me

The game won't let me

>putting windhelm under (((hlaalu))) control
I think I'll pass.

>a stormcloak victory is also to be avoided

its a shame every single race in skyrim look like inbred troglodytes

I thought the coolest version of Skyrim was the Alexa version
It's not a video game at that point, it's an audio game

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Sorry, already apart of the Dark Brotherhood and extensively following the Night Mother's orders while I defile Astrid's burnt corpse in front of her coffin in the Dawnstar Sanctuary for the Night Mother's entertainment.

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>look like
you mean... are?

No.

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I don't get this meme, the Altmer hate Dunmer as much if not more so than they hate humans.

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okay op

but is there more from this artist?

What would having a cat wife realistically be like?

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fuck off already. a cucked slave has far less chances to win, than an independent nation with a clear goal led by someone who really knows the enemy. if the empire is so fucking awesome and playing the long con, it should let Skyrim go and ally with Ulfric when he starts the war against the Thalmor.

50% chance your drink on the table will be stolen or knocked off.

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Can't eat a single meal without there being fucking cat hair in it.

Why rename Windhelm to a Dunmer city? This makes no sense.

tfw no pica dunmer gf

Gas the piss-skins, race war now.
>New Balmora
THIS IS THE END OF YOU, S'WIT!
Ask Todd Howard about Pretty Kitty, you'll know.
Because OP is a piss-skin simp who does not get that supporting the inferior inbred race does not mean he gets to appropriate Dunmeri culture. Dunmeri supremacy is the only way, piss-skins get the rope.
>What about Bosmer?
Only good Bosmer is Fargoth.

does hlaalu even still exist by the time of skyrim?

Read Prequel

They're no longer a Great House, but they still exist. They just don't have a seat at the table for selling out Morrowind to Cyrodiil, who in turn abandoned them during the Oblivion Crisis. Hell you even get to kill a couple Hlaalu and some Morag Tong they hired in the Dragonborn DLC.

I only work for the Dawnguard.

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Has it been updated? Also is Oblivion still the worst game in the series bar none?

sounds gay

dont have to tell me

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Are there any good mods that let you do that? One of my big disappointments with the game is that you can't.

a.k.a. the most generic basic-bitch shit possible.

what about more Elenwen?

Based

Vampires are gay

The group in Windhelm is from the house.