NO JUMP BUTTON?!
TWO HOURS LONG?!
NINE CONTINUES?!
*takes a sip from comically large vodka bottle*
this game…. IS A PIECE OF FUCK SHIT
NO JUMP BUTTON?!
TWO HOURS LONG?!
NINE CONTINUES?!
*takes a sip from comically large vodka bottle*
this game…. IS A PIECE OF FUCK SHIT
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>*takes a sip from comically large vodka bottle*
Ok. THIS is based
>Cat game
>Cat is not black
>Cat is not fighting lovecraftian horrors including old gods as bosses.
>Game title is not "Niggerman"
WASTED POTENTIAL
>cat is not black
We have… the technology
>Nine continues
Actually charming
that cat isnt black
I have a black kitty tho
he's meowing outside my door as I try to jack off and shitpost
why is GOD forcing me to play these shitty games!
>I have a black kitty tho
Is she into raceplay?
Cats are thr niggers of animals.
90% of people don't play games for more than 2-3 hours. They are impressed by pretty visuals and gimmicks. This is a lesson to all aspiring game devs. And I'm not bitter or spiteful about it, it's just what it is.
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NO, NO! IM GOING MAD, NO!
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NIGGERMAN! HELP ME!
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YOU USELESS FUCKING NIGGER! YOU'RE JUST LIKE THE REST OF THEM!
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Why do people go to extremes, it's on average, a 5 hour long game.
he does like to stare at the white cat across from my place. Kind of cute
Meanwhile the most popular games are shit like Elden Ring or Bonding of Isaac that take 500 hours to beat
mr. no fun
>Gets mad at a game that's ultimately meant to be comfy.
Well now we know you're underageb&
I hate cats!
Straysisters... I think our time is up...
How is it fun to lie to that extreme. Attack the game, but stop lying for no reason
>I rated it high because it has a cat in it
>Can't even beat Elden Ring within 40 hours.
>Laughingmaidens.jpg
But it's a cat man don't you want to walk around a cat???????!!!!
>game has cat in it
>Any Forums has a meltdown
this will never not be funny
I am the angry cat hating nerd and I hate cats!
This game is pissing me off!
Any Forums love cats. stop being a contrarian
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it's called an exaggeration. the game's short
i fucked ya mudda
I’ve read op 3 times and i award it 8/run over cat.
Then say short. Not 2 hours.
>Morrowind is 3 min long
>watch gameplay video
>all jumping is a contextual button
>cats stay glued to the pipe and it seems you can't even fall from them
yes this looks bad
now youve gone too far
What was the killer’s erhnicity?
Say, could I call him for help if cosmic horrorrs attack?
Why would a cat fall? It's a adventure game from what I figure, not a platformer
>NINE CONTINUES?!
sensible chuckle
>*takes a sip from comically large vodka bottle*
what did he mean by this?
no point in falling when theres no fall damage anyway irl as a cat
Nah but seriously this game is a classic
what are you even on about? don't reply to me creep
Does it have THE MESSAGE?
>he does not know Magnota
Brah,we have a documentary on Netflix about him and how Any Forums helped capturing him. He tried to take a plane with body parts.
Why would a cat fall off a pipe
Its message is that humans (whites) should die out so the world can belong to robots (blacks) and cats (jews)
Get a job, you bum.