Highly anticipated third entry in the trilogy

>highly anticipated third entry in the trilogy
>promises to wrap up the trilogy by merging the worlds of X1 and X2
>ends up being a fake-out world made by a bad feelings genie spawned from a machine built by the comic relief character from X2
>the entire world gets deleted and reset back to the end of X1 and X2 because Tora's magical indestructible egg boat had time travel powers all along
>the whole story was completely pointless and has no bearing on anything past, present or future
>we are literally right back where we started with no new information except Rex fucked all three waifus and knocked them up
B R A V O M O N O L I T H S O F T

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I genuinely pity anyone who bought this game.

>>promises to wrap up the trilogy by merging the worlds of X1 and X2
It didn't promise that, that's just what e-celebs assumed & you guys ate it up.

spbp

The creator of the series himself literally said so in multiple interviews, lmao. It wasn't until very recently that he came out and said he wants to make more games in the series after this.

Did you fucking forget the "new story" DLC that is coming next year which promo image features the three swords and is technically the sixth game in the Xenoblade franchise which mean is the last part of Takahashi "perfect works" idea?

>I genuinely pity anyone who bought this game.
Oh, no need, snoy. We had a great time.

Don’t care didn’t read. Still goty.

>it's gonna be a torna-esque prequel about the founding of the city
>even though none of it matters because the ending of 3 already deletes it from the timeline
Fuck.

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user, Noah sword on the image has the Uroboros symbol so no way in hell is a prequel.

Post said interview

Neither his two swords nor Ouroboros started with Noah. They were both around when the city was founded.
I'm really feeling it. And it's not a good feeling.

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>bad feelings genie spawned from a machine built by the comic relief character from X2
what? I avoided XC3 because I think it looks shit.
Who is the final boss of XC3?

Satan

>BUY THE REAL ENDING GOYIM
lol this crap is just one more reason why I didn't get the game. Fuck this.

Z, a manifestation of the "fear of the unknown", somehow created by the subconscious of the people of the two worlds as their information was stored inside core crystals thanks to Tora somehow reverse-engineering them to create an indestructible ark to house everyone's souls for the destruction and reconstruction of the world.
Being powered by bad thoughts gave Z godlike powers... somehow. The game explains jack shit about anything really. It's all just silly wizard magic now.

Actually, to put it simply, Z is evil Poppi with zohar-tier powers pulled out of his ass.

you aren't joking about this XC3 is caused by some dumb invention by Tora thing are you?

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>xenocucks will defend this turd

I fucking wish I was. Tora literally designed the whole thing, and it's directly stated in the game by a reliable source with zero obfuscation. You literally use his blueprints to figure out how to get in.
In a way, if you see the game as a parody, it becomes funny as fuck.

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>user can't even understand basic level nip writing
user, time froze because people were afraid of the unknown and prefered to live in an eternal simulation instead of dealing with whatever would come next once both worlds collided
it was only thanks to Noah & co that they got over that fear and Origin could do what it was always supposed to, which is why "time starts to move again" is literally the name of the final chapter and the post credit scene ties to the intro where Noah sees the birds completely frozen

that's it, it's not that hard nor complex

you can see his stupid mohawk here, he helped designing and crafting Origin, which is basically a Noah's Ark that contains data from all living beings to save them from the obliteration caused by XC1's and XC2's universes colliding with each other

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