WAKE ME UP

WAKE ME UP

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me on the right

BEFORE YOU GOGO

awful buttons

big flat sony buttons > tiny uncomfortable convex skittles

my dick on the right

B BUTTON B BUTTON!!!!

he's just like me

>Black button is the biggest
fuck sake Microsoft, do you really have to demoralize at every turn?

how can A, X, and Y boys even compete

big b button

Why is B bigger?

>Why is B bigger
B stands for Black, yep its one of ‘those’ threads

big B cock

trying to make historyyyy

built for BButton

xbox chads can't stop winning

*double presses*

I hate when this shit happens on the dpad

Cute

Always knew the b button was retarded and fucked up. Thanks microsoft.

5mm long and misshapen?

kys false flagger hapamutt

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Context?

I guess that's why the B button is the first to fail

>AYOOOO, FUGGGGG MUH DICK, SUCK ON MUH BIG BLACK B BUTTON BITCH

>press button
>fails to register 10% of the time unless your thumb is square in the middle and pressing down perfectly flat

>pass the controller to gf
>she bites her lip
wtf…