Happy Birthday user!
Happy Birthday user!
Hudson Perez
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Blake Robinson
Wish I still had hair and a dog.
Hunter Sullivan
if my room looks exactly like this what does that mean?
Anthony Lopez
that you're a normal guy
most men aren't very clean
Camden James
This cake reminds me of THAT greentext...
Grayson Martin
here you go
Michael Russell
why have so many males ended up like this
Christian Thomas
thanks, i love you mom and dad.
Nicholas Diaz
Think I'd kms right there if my parents ever did that to me.
Carson Johnson
nice
Brody Mitchell
Hahah look at how he cuts the cake!
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David Jones
kino
Levi Young
>24 next month
>Still a virgin
Adrian Ortiz
I don't get birthday cakes anymore.
Charles Bailey
Why are some parents so ignorant about their child's emotion? How do you see them live like that and not think "wow they must be depressed, I should see if they want me to help or something?" How do you think this is a joke?
Parker Parker
Happy birthday to every user no matter when your Bday is!
James Wright
same.
Aaron Hall
>30 next year
>still a virgin
I can’t wait to be a wizard
Luis Gomez
I started balding at 30 so I just shaved my head and grew out my beard. I was sad, because my hair was past my nipples, but I look just as good provided I manage my beard properly and don't let myself look homeless
Joshua Cook
Almost the same as you. Starting to give up. And care about other stuff. I think I'm finally ascending bro's.
Ryder Torres
fuck...
James Parker
Jesus christ that's depressing...
Xavier Murphy
A vast majority of the population have personality disorders that have not been identified.
People should be given a test to check suitably of being a parent.
Austin Hughes
Unironically, nobody came to my 18th birthday. They all came to some slut birthday instead
Grayson Ross
36 and still a virgin. Only got a bj that was 60$ and she cutted the left side of my dick with a chipped tooth.
Anthony King
>laptop over groin
Enjoy being sterile.
Aiden Brooks
I would kinda like this. My parents usually just take the immediate family out for whoever is having the birthday and while they're wealthy and we go to admittedly high class places I cannot tell you the last time we had a nice backyard birthday.
Charles Cooper
>computer set up in the narrow area between my bed and the wall
>don't even own a desk
>dog asleep on bed beside me
too similar although I'm not messy
Gavin Murphy
Ok I kinda forgot. My one friend came. Bought me a jar of my favourite pickles and a pack of blue cheese I was really found back then (true story).
Jayden Hernandez
My wife and I are both mid 30s and her and her family treat birthdays like they're still 5 years old. My wife and sister and mother in law will get upset about their birthdays if its not PERFECT. Its fucking retarded and all the men in the family all think the same thing. I stopped giving a shit about birthdays when I was a teenager. Its absurd.
Bentley Thomas
>They all came to some slut
heh
Landon Cox
NO DON'T POST ASIAN GIRLS, YOU'RE GOING TO SUMMON THE MIYON SHITPOSTER
Gavin Edwards
>25
>kissless hugless virgin, never had a gf or anything close to it
I've learned to stop caring and live with the pain, hardly bothers me anymore