ITT hard to accept truths

Prototype is a boring, repetitive piece of shit with a boring "edgy teenager's idea of cool" protagonist and an empty bland city with nothing to do the moment "DUDE GORE KILLING AND EATING PEOPLE LMAO" loses its novelty.

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I have an edgy teenager's idea of cool though so that part's a good thing.

that's why it's my favorite game

Your franchise is dead too, Infamous fanboy.

user if you want to talk about Prototype then do so, no need to create a bait thread

Great thread, really took down that semi memorable game from 2007

>he never touched the minigames
>he never bowled with cars
>he never roleplayed as a soldier
>he doesn't have an edgy teenager's idea of cool
Nothing can protect you from me

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>"edgy teenager's idea of cool"
I'll take edgy teenage fantasy over estrogen fueled virtue signalling of modern games EVERY TIME.
>with nothing to do the moment "DUDE GORE KILLING AND EATING PEOPLE LMAO" loses its novelty.
Every game eventually loses novelty, and then you play another game.

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It was a great stress reliever tho

>beat em up
>random slow motion effect
>can't turn off

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agreed OP, i much prefer mature games for mature gamers such as myself

>beat em up
>combo only works on human enemies
>all humans die by sneezing on them anyways
>too much of an executionlet to do the combo in the first place

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>Prototype is a boring
stopped reading right there, a game that lets you throw AC units at Apaches can't possibly be boring

>finally get around to trying out Prototype
>jumping and flying around a massive city
>throwing cars and shit at people
>having a lot of fun
>suddenly reach the mission where all your powers are locked away
>all fun sucked out of game
>can't be assed to complete the mission or keep going in the hope the powers come back
Neat game, but why take the fun part away from the player?

Because getting them back feels even better.

muh testing the player's ability to get through without any powers
the part where you have to destroy 4 tanks or something like that went from pain in the ass to narcotic once I learned you can just disguise as blackwatch and hop in the tank for it to count

The fastest way to out yourself as a dumb zoomer is to point out unironic 2000s edge. Yeah we know it was an edgy teenagers idea of cool, that was the point. You literally wouldnt get it lol

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it's a game from 2009. people still had attention spans.

>have it all taken away
>justify the rampage that ensues when you get them back
It's probably the top open world game in terms of avoiding ludo narrative dissonance

and somehow less edgy than the Devil May Cry Reboot

>the most cursing Alex does is a very understandable "oh shit" at the start
>worries enough about his sister to save her on multiple occasions
>even develops enough humanity to not let Manhattan get nuked
I don't care what any Any Forumstard who was born in the year this game came out has to say, Alex was THE peak edge-kino protagonist.

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Why are you so pissed about Prototype. It's not like anybody is even pretending it was a success.

Reddit is better site. COPE SEETHE DILATE.