Fuck these bosses with 1 shot lingering hitboxes and puddles

I died more to Niallthen to Malenia on my first playthrough.

>Retards need a floating QTE prompt to realize he needs to jump against the stomp
Maybe Shitkiro is more up your alley? Or a Telltale "game"?

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I helped countless shitters that didn't deserve to beat niall with my laser mage while I personally was just using it to measure my burst damage.

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Based unga bunga user

You didn't "beat" him. You tried enough that you managed to get through by a lucky combination of staggering and getting motly attacked by combos that can be dodged so that you could heal by those requiring jumps
You effectively bashed your head enough times to brute force but you were filtered and did not "beat" the game in the slightest
The sequel must increase the number of attacks requiring jump to dodge and make sure retards are filtered

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sure let's make the next game as follows
>attacks are no longer randomized, you must deal with a timeline of attacks
>bosses cannot be killed until they have gone through their entire timeline
>1 mistake = death, no amount of hp can save you from 1 hit
>all fights are unsoloable and require 4-8 people to resolve a cooperative mechanic to be able to survive a boss attack
>unavoidable arena wide aoes that deal non lethal damage but that cannot be healed using estus, requires a dedicated player to use spells to heal it
>boss sometimes does an undodgeable single target attack that instakills that requires one person with a greatshield and heavy armor to soak to survive
>if your dps is too low and take too long to kill, the boss enrages and will kill everyone no exceptions with no way to survive

>Not a single jump to avoid lingering hitbox
You didn't beat him, you merely got lucky

>boss attacks with a huge wind shockwave
>WTF WHY CAN'T I DODGE IT LIKE IT'S A REGULAR ATTACK

nobody "gets lucky" as level 1 all the way to mountaintops of the giants

>WTF WHY CAN'T I DODGE IT LIKE IT'S A REGULAR ATTACK
How was he supposed to dodge it then? He backed away from the boss as soon as he could.

>How was he supposed to dodge it then?
By keeping his distance and using a faster weapon to sneak a hit in before backing away.

Nah, you got lucky
True players go no hit because ONLY THEN you mastered the fight

Make it top-down with lots of bullets to dodge and a banger soundtrack and I'm in.

Jump, faggot

it actually doesn't work, try it

>friend whines in teamspeak about commander niall
>I finally get to commander niall and beat him first try

guess all of that dark souls 2 playing paid off