Wake up in hospital bed

>wake up in hospital bed
>you're amputated from the waist down due to freak accident
what's the first game you play?

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morphine button

A walking sim

d&d wheelchair edition

Russian roulette with a Glock

did I make a million dollars?

>waist down
How am I supposed to piss and shit?

Nothing, for I am angered at the lack of representation for people like me in video games.

I wouldnt be alive

QWOP

>it's actually a glocknade and you just lose another limb

Halo 3: ODST.

something on VR so i can experience having legs again

Koikatsu

DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME

It all goes into a bag.

Babbys first 3d porn modeling/animating/digital choose your own adventure book isn't a video game.

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beat saber

much more subtle than the sun falling out of orbit one, bravo

DDR

Autocad and build myself some sick robot legs.

Fucking finally. The shameful state of this place.