Unboxing thread

sex doll?

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Thanks, used to be a handmodel for 2 shoots.

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Dab on me

Wait nevermind now that I get a closer look they're not cute at all.
Hurry up with the dragon dildo

king sized dragon dildo?

So what kind of sex doll did you get

Well...
That's my luck I guess.
For fucks sake. For FUCKS sake.

FUCK

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Seems like another coomer got to her first bro. I'm sorry.

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Enjoy your leaky titty. The doll's ugly as shit, I bet.

i'd wager he has some variety of giant dragon dildo in that box

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get a dakimakura the next time instead

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>OP doesn't even get to fuck fake girls properly

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Thus always to coomers

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videogames

She now has four holes to fuck why are you complaining

you get what you deserve

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>wedding band
why are you on Any Forums?

>fuck doll
ah, I see now

lmfao imagine him trying to return this. Imagine how the conversation would go.

Never buy from site you don't trust, there are Chinese scam absolutely everywhere. Protip: it it didn't cost you $2000, you were scammed.

HAHAHAHA

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>married
>real doll
>doll is mysteriously defective
OP didn’t keep his bitch on the leash, damn slut took out her plastic competition

Silicone sticks to silicone. Get some GE silicone 1 from your local bug box hardware store, jab it into the hole, fill it back up, a little wet paper towel on the outside to clean up the excess, wait 24 hours for the vinegar smell to go away, and youre set.

fuck, im sorry user

At least show us the face so we mock you for having subjective tastes that differ from ours.

Tape that shit

toasting in epic bread

no fucking way

what did you really get?

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God women are disgusting.

you can see an ass in

And thats why you should have bought a dragon dildo.
Cheaper and easier to ship.

Posting in legendary thread

I thought it was a vacuum cleaner.

ah what a shame your fake tiddy turned into a pre popped pimple.
here are some other udders for your consideration.

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just put your dick in it

AW SNAP

looks to me like you got another hole to stick it in

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