Pokegods - Are they real?

Consider:

-There is no rational explanation for how a set of roughly consistent "myths" about more than 150 Pokemon in Red, Blue, and Yellow would simultaneously emerge in the late 90s - well before most people used the Internet, with many of these kids claiming they had obtained or seen Pokegods first-hand, or been to Pokegod cities.

-Many of the codes were highly specific, referenced specific areas which were identified over and over again (the grass outside Pallet Town, the area behind Bill's house, the truck adjacent to SS Anne, or the Hall of Fame. It's true people found little while testing in these areas, but these people almost invariably forced access via some kind of glitch. They didn't go through the codes.

-There are several references to Pokemon outside of the original 150 in the script of the game, including a man on Cinnabar Island who after you trade him Raichu for Electrode, he says: "that Raichu you traded me went and evolved." Other lines exist in the game hinting at more than 150 Pokemon, and of secrets hidden within the innermost framework of the game.

-Pokegods appeared in the anime *well after* the rumors started online. This includes Venustoise, Dimonix, and others. The anime directly referenced the possibility of more than 150 Pokemon.

-The games, particularly Red, Blue, and Yellow, are not just software but something deeper. At 29 years old,playing them I still notice a marked difference in my success when I really believe in my Pokemon and form a bond with them - more accuracy, more critical hits, and my Pokemon dodge attacks more. I've also noticed a greater degree of success when I don't fap, to the point where I won't even play it unless I have at least four weeks of sexual energy reserved.

I would say these facts point to the RBY games having a psychic dimension, something which defies the notion the game is purely source code. The mainstay of arguments dismissing the existence of the Pokegods.

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sneed

take your meds retard

you had a good thread going up until you ruined it with the last point.
tl;dr: OP is a fag

Stop posting this thread, nigger.

woah...
it's like every copy is personalized...

pokemon ruined gaming

oh christ, you're trying the mario 64 thing again. I'm sure some low-tier youtuber will screenshot the thread and put it in a video of POKEMON SPOOKY ICEBERG POKEGOD REAL????

Yeah op whats the deal with pokegods.
Is Mew supposed to be the original pokemon?
Or is it Arceus? Whats the deal with all that?

They were real to us.

Pokemon ends in gen 3. Everything after is dumb.

why does everyone know this move as the "knee of justice"?

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You wouldn't get it.

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wow Falcon's been drinking his protein shakes

>well before most people used the Internet
I had internet during Pokemania.
Your parents were faggots.
Suck my dick.
Loser.

This is one of the most cringe threads I've ever seen on Any Forums

Yes.

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I JUST WANT ANOTHER F-ZERO
I DON'T CARE IF IT'S KINDA MEDIOCRE
FUCKING PLEASE

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You know that they'd fuck it up. There would be 120ms of input lag and it would be casualized greatly.

>referenced specific areas which were identified over and over again (the grass outside Pallet Town, the area behind Bill's house, the truck adjacent to SS Anne, or the Hall of Fame.
When you play one game for hours, days, weeks on end, the odd inaccessible spots have an aura of mystery around them. Why doesn't the ledge in Bill's backyard have the same tiles as the surrounding ledges? Why is the only vehicle in the game in a place you have to go out of your way to skip SS Anne to access? What pokemon can be found in the grass surrounding pallet (the adventure Manga is where people got the idea Mew could be found there). Everyone thought about these things back then

>-There is no rational explanation for how a set of roughly consistent "myths"
Retarded, consistent myths spread for a long time before electricity no less internet. You probably prescribe to a form of these myths every sunday.
>-There are several references to Pokemon outside of the original 150 in the script of the game
Retarded, the existent of cut pokemon does not imply pokegods.
>-Pokegods appeared in the anime [...] The anime directly referenced the possibility of more than 150 Pokemon.
The fusions in the anime were not pokegods. The anime was made after Gold and Silver were in development, and were released in Japan IIRC.
>-The games, particularly Red, Blue, and Yellow, are not just software but something deeper
Retarded. You have a mental illness.
>I would say these facts point to the RBY games having a psychic dimension, something which defies the notion the game is purely source code.
You need to seek therapy for your schizoaffective disorder.

there was a video on newgrounds

We have the full assembly decompiled for these games retard, there's nothing left to find.

>-The games, particularly Red, Blue, and Yellow, are not just software but something deeper. At 29 years old,playing them I still notice a marked difference in my success when I really believe in my Pokemon and form a bond with them - more accuracy, more critical hits, and my Pokemon dodge attacks more. I've also noticed a greater degree of success when I don't fap, to the point where I won't even play it unless I have at least four weeks of sexual energy reserved.

why are Any Forumstards like this?