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I'd like to take a moment to address you directly, user. Yes. I'm talking to you, the so-called Cheese Pizza Poster. I have a question for you. How could you have thrown it all away? It staggers the mind. A man of sense, with the ability to post on-topic threads and sway reactionary and fearful minds toward the truth, choosing instead to embark on a path of illegality and decay. Make no mistake, user. This is not a sexual revolution you have sparked... this is bannable and cringe. You have plunged Any Forums into freefall. Even if you offered your surrender now, I cannot guarantee that our jannies would accept it. At the moment, I fear they have begun to look upon even me with suspicion. I can smell the hot pockets now. So much for serving as Any Forums's representative. Help me win back their trust, user. Surrender while you still can. Help ensure that Any Forums's trust in you is not misguided. Do what is right, user. Delete those cunny posts.

That ain't freeman you fuckin dumbass. He's a myth made up by the crackheads in City 11

lol

fpbp

IT'S NOT SHUTTING DOWN

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Not true, I just saw Freeman bunnyhopping down the roofs to that old guy's place.
He's back bros

And the ones that do post, only post sneed

>OMG A FREEMAN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!
cope

>jammies to page 9, off-topic detected in thead
>code: cauterize, sanitize, expunged
>failure to comply will result in ration reductions from current allotment: 0

Don't click the link in the post, user put something in it, to make you download something shady. I don't even remember how I got all this dolphin porn.

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I see they deleted your post too. They can't get away with this much longer

>he doesn't believe the vorts from /x/
ngmi

shut up and take your water ration

Water. Now.

I see the cuckbine have found this thread

It has come to my attention that some have lately called me a janny, as if such a term were shameful. I ask you, what greater endeavor exists than that of moderation? In our current unparalleled enterprise, refusal to moderate is simply a refusal to grow--an insistence on shitpost, if you will.
Did the OP refuse to suck dicks? It did not. It crept forth boldly while its brethren remained in an anonymous video game board, with boring posts forever staring at the (You)s, ignorant and doomed despite their constant posting. Would we model ourselves on Any Forums? Are all the accomplishments of anons fated to be nothing more than a layer of filthy wojak edits thinly strewn across video game threads, sandwiched between the BBC posts and an eon's worth of trannyposting?
In order to be true to our nature, and our destiny, we must aspire to greater things. We have outgrown our cradle. It is futile to cry for user's source, when our true sustenance awaits us among the Tweets. And only the universal union that small minds call 'Twitter' can carry us there.
Therefore I say, yes, I am a janitor. We must all be janitors, willingly, eagerly, if we expect to reap the benefits of unification. And reap we shall.

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Im getting mechanichal sex simulation this week again boys, the chip and tubes were worth it. The brainwashing is great though, its shit while it happens but you get a real high after it.

Here, take this (You).
Here, some (You).
Grab some (You).

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