I have taken it upon myself to narrow down all of the safe and unsafe to drink sources of water in Ocarina of Time...

I have taken it upon myself to narrow down all of the safe and unsafe to drink sources of water in Ocarina of Time. This should finally put to rest the myth that all of Hyrule's water has passed under King Zora's ass and balls. I've circled key locations on the map, barring grottos, and assigned them all a color. Red means its assuredly unsafe to drink the water there, blue means there is nothing that should be tainting the water there, and yellow means I'm not entirely sure of the state of the water in that location. Will continue in my next post.

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>This should finally put to rest the myth that all of Hyrule's water has passed under King Zora's ass and balls
It was already put to rest because the only water that flows in from there goes to Zora's Domain, the actual water comes from Zora Fountain which passes under Jabu-Jabu's ass and balls instead

You know how long it takes King Zora to move from his spot?

A week. A week. A week. A week. A week. A week.

Ok I'll start off with ground zero itself, and perhaps the most interesting discovery, Zora's Domain. I've used a mostly red circle with a bit of blue because while the water does in fact pass under King Zora's ass and balls, he's actually sitting in a stream meaning nothing behind him is going through the ass and ball-ification process. Jabu Jabu's lair is 100% free from this impurity. Continued.

You don't like fish dick water?

>while the water does in fact pass under King Zora's ass and balls

To be perfectly honest, you're missing the point. Thanks to his eternal enema, King Zora has the cleanest, most eatable ass in the world. It's not even gay when it's that clean! It's like eating an especially erotic tuna tartar with half-digested corn in it.

Lake Hylia should be pretty self explanatory. All of the water from Zora's Domain will end up here. It certainly hasn't gotten any cleaner in that journey either. Kakariko Village doesn't get its water from Zora's Domain. However their drinking well is full of spiders, skeletons, zombies, and worst of all old and assuredly rusted metal. Water from Zora's Domain might actually be safer to drink. Next post will be the safe areas.

To add to the autism I present the following headcanon:
Kokiri Forest had water that is clean for the Kokiri and native life but not to non-natives. Link being a Hylian is not native and may have been bullied for his intolerance (in addition to his other differences to the children like lack of a Fairy).

The one and only pure blue circle on the map in in the Desert Colossus area. A single lone oasis can be filled with rain, God's own water, when the Song of Storms is played. Its entirely likely that King Zora doesn't even know about this oasis so theres no danger of him dipping his ass and balls in it. Next I'll be covering the areas I'm on the fence about.