Meanwhile on 2/v/ort....
Meanwhile on 2/v/ort
Ethan Powell
Jacob Nelson
>CLANGCLANG
Need a dispensa here!
>CLANGCLANGCLANG
Need a dispensa here!
>CLANG
Need a dispensa here!
>CLANG
Need a dispensa here!
>CLANGCLANG
Need a dispensa here!
>CLANGCLANGCLANG
Need a dispensa here!
>CLANG
Need a dispensa here!
>CLANG
Need a dispensa here!
Wyatt Wright
That engineer is a spy!
Joseph Hill
>load up a 2fort match
>Source engine hickups and stutters on the Administrator and a random scout's death scream
>AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AHHHHHHH
>WE-WE-WE-WE-WE-WE HAVE TAKEN THE ENEMY INTELLIGENCE.
Home.
Juan Ramirez
Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
Brody Jenkins
THAT SCOTS A BLOODEH SPY
Connor Turner
Ahh.. Life'a riley.
Leo Clark
MEDIC!
Michael Howard
>join
>pick engine
>pop sentry and dispenser on battlements
>!taunt for ranch (lol why pay for taunts when plug-ins exist)
>watch soldiers and demos get rest
Yep, it's gamer time
Elijah Russell
the most fun thing to do on 2fort is to play engineer and put a sentry either on the bridge, on the roof of the bridge or in the enemy's sewers, and just hold against the onslaught for as long as possible
Jackson Ortiz
>in the enemy's sewers
That's baby shit, the REAL fun is seeing how long you can hold out in the enemies intel room.
Daniel Wilson
true, i completely forgot about that. imma do that right now actually
Carter Robinson
I like to switch things up and put a sentry under the bridge sometimes. Every other kill, I'll move the sentry to the opposite side, so smartasses don't just spam rockets/pipes down to where it was and still get caught out.
Lincoln Diaz
feel like this
Camden Perez
>Have Über ready to deploy
>But no Power class to Über near me
>The enemy approaches.
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Joshua Richardson
>Be spy
>Be on 2fort
>Feel like being an asshole for no reason
>Disguise as a hoovy, crouch and pull out sandvich, spam pootis
>Enemy team thinks I'm a friendly hoovy
>Get too comfortable and as soon as someone taunts, I go behind and backstab them.
>Get 6 kills before I get called out in chat and kicked.
Worth it. No wonder, Spy is Gaben's favorite class. Can't do this shit with any other class.
Eli Collins
BASED
Wyatt Rodriguez
Good shit, user.
Sebastian Rogers
>be Medic on turbine
>have Uber
>sentry nest in our vents, they’re capping over and over
>one enemy engie has a short circuit, making projectiles useless
>try to tell my team to switch to heavy real quick because we need hitscan to actually fucking do anything
>nobody does
>single out one guy and try to explain this to him
>nah, the retard just keeps playing soldier
>fuck it, we’re gonna lose if I don’t do something
>uber soldiertard
>surprise surprise, all his ebin rocketz get fizzled by the shit-eating engie
>uber expires and we die
>lose a few minutes later
FUCKING demofags, FUCKING soldierfags, I will amputate your penises and fry them in batter.
Mason Nguyen
Brandon Gray
I keep forgetting you can disguise while keeping your team colors
Luis Reyes
why yes, of course I put mini-sentries in the water under the bridge. how could you tell?