Is Batman on roids or HGH? How can he have this body on the Arkham games with such a fucked up sleep schedule?

Is Batman on roids or HGH? How can he have this body on the Arkham games with such a fucked up sleep schedule?

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Bats are nocturnal

part of why i never played these is because they went full bara and that's not my bag.

He's rich

I dunno, it's the Bats.

He works out at every opportunity he gets
Plus he has the rest of the Bat family to cover for him when he needs to recuperate

Why don’t Gotham’s bad guys just commit crime in the daytime when he’s asleep?

Batman is fine, but buff as fuck commisioner Gordon in the first game made me laugh.

because he is Batman. Simple as.

because he's batman and he does pretty much nothing but work out and beat up the underprivileged
he's also not real fyi

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the amount of head trauma Gotham hospitals has to take care of must be of the charts

>does pretty much nothing but work out and beat up the underprivileged
What about his billionaire playboy sex haver Bruce Wayne act? Batman is Bruce Wayne you know.

Protip: Batman and the Joker et al are clearly superhuman, each of the particular abilities they have may be more-or-less within human limits, but the cumulative abilities of each individual are impossibly high.

Batman is incredible accomplished and everything related to fighting crime:

>An incredible all-round athlete

>An incredible martial-artist

>An incredible escapologist

>An incredible urban commando

>He's described without hyperbole as "The World's Greatest Detective"

>An incredible driver and pilot

>He seems to make his own gadgets

>He's an intellectual polymath

In real-life experts specialise - they master one field, not multiple fields. All this and Batman leads a double life as a socialite and businessman - when does he sleep?

The Joker's insanity and a dip in non-descript green chemicals somehow makes him incredibly intelligent, athletic and skilful - he may as well have been bitten by a radioactive spider.

>Batman is Bruce Wayne you know.
bruh look at this absolute tool

What if Batman had a bad cold?
>headaches, shivers and flushes, terrible for his focus
>sneezing and mucus dripping giving away his position
>spreads infection to the thugs he leaves knocked out on the ground, possibly killing them by accident
He can't just not be Batman if he has a cold on a big night of crime, like the events of Arkham Knight or Origins for example. So if he had a cold, Gotham would be lost.
>he would use bat technology to cure the cold
"No!"
If Batman had a cure for the cold, he would absolutely make it available to the whole world, so there's no chance that he's keeping it to himself.

Robin pulls the dayshift

The suit's padding just looks like big muscles to scare bad guys.

>goes out to events a couple times a month
>haha bruce wayne is such a player
simple as

He takes Amphetamines and Meth like pilots did in world war 2. That's why he has to crush Penguin, he's got the supply

What does full bara mean

He’s always been a brick shithouse, they were simply religiously dedicated to emulating TAS in vidya form

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Batman canonically can bench 1,000 pounds, he's 100% on that Bezos cycle

Spaghetti squats + GOMAD

>whining about unrealistic body proportions
>of fucking COMIC BOOK SUPERHEROES

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He wakes up at 4, works out until 8, eats a meal, prowls the streets at 9, retires at 7, rinse repeat

How can there be a plant-women or a mud-man? So unrealistic