>saul goodman needs to defend the main character of the last game you played
whats the character's crime how does saul prove their innocence Any Forums?
>saul goodman needs to defend the main character of the last game you played
whats the character's crime how does saul prove their innocence Any Forums?
Anton Castillo. Guilty of ordering the murders of dozens of people and shipping a lot of drugs.
Easy
Emily Kaldwin; murdered every last one of her enemies including her aunt for staging a coup against her
>Your honor you have to understand that's just what Girlbosses™ do
Kasuga Ichiban, 5022 cases of aggravated assault.
Pleads mental insanity.
i havent watched television in 19 years so i dont know this faggot character presumably played by some kike who rapes kids
More like
>i havent fuck any bitches in 19 years
no i havent done that either, nobody actually likes women
so you gay?
Sure, let him try
>you have to be gay to find women unworthy of attention
Stardew Valley, and im not paying no taxes
People who don't reproduce is same level as gays
Simple as
>Stubbs the Zombie
Eating and converting humans into zombies. Would be hard to prove innocence though.
>Master Duel
Okay Jimmy defend:
Maxx C at 3.
Verte Anaconda
DPE
Auroradon
Floowandereze
Worst he's done is destroying someone's bicycle, all the fights are self defense.
I played Elden Ring and I chose the chaos frenzy flame ending. I did it to save my waifu Melina's life.
>You'd do the same, too, your honor, if your waifu's life were on the line
Literally just the insanity defense
Assuming Stubbs doesn't fuck up and makes him a zombie before the court hearing happens.
Defend? what's mans law to a god?
Walter...
>Scout TF2
He's probably fucked at first but will win in some insane batshit way.
>Saints Row 4
Honestly has the makings for off-the-wall comedy
>Deep Rock Galactic
>Driller
You're honor, i wouldn't call it genocide, i'd call it, providing a service to the community, like an exterminator! Besides, that Ommoran Heartstone will advance our science by centuries!
Nora in Fallout 4.
She's uh, already an attorney.
>Firion
>terrorism
>your systems are corrupt and so are you judge
>saul goodman has joined the party as the fifth member
Property damage will get you hauled into a station, fast.
>i havent watched television in 19 years
so you are familiar with his work then