What is the demon core of vidya?
What is the demon core of vidya?
Connor Gomez
Eli Moore
Bentley Wood
EA.
Every dev who touches them fucking dies.
Julian Reyes
don't forget Activision
and mobile gaming
and micro-transactions
and dailys
and achievements
and friends lists and messaging
and "the queue" instead of servers
and cosmetics free or not
Aaron Campbell
how the fuck does a 17 year old kid build a nuclear reactor in his backyard out of smoke detection devices and the glow-in-the-dark bits from old watches?
Jacob Morgan
Valve
everything they touch turns to shit
Andrew Ortiz
A lot of those activision developers still exist though.
They just get thrown into the Call of Duty maps purgatory. Death is probably preferable.
Oliver Wilson
Good morning sir!
Jayden Parker
name 1 (one)
Jordan Ward
FREE GAME
NO BITCHING
Joseph Long
>Oh it should be easy to throw together
>Just need to use a screwdriver like we always do
>Company is now dead because of it
CDPR and Cyberpunk 2077
Dominic Mitchell
>Valve
>everything they touch turns to shit
Gabe Newell has an estimated net worth of 7.8 billion. Said estimation is made by Bloomberg Billionaires Index.
Lucas Torres
Yes, you only become a billionaire if the things you're involved with are shit. Good job proving him right.
Hudson Robinson
>call it the demon core
>use said technology to destroy the two most christian cities in Japan
>then give this technology to the atheist Soviet Union
America must be destroyed.
Benjamin Morales
Very carefully.
Julian Campbell
feels bad man
Owen Martinez
Artifact is never coming back and you've done nothing but make people who never even played it hate the game by association.
Jose Miller
>the algorithm is my personality
Jeremiah Wood
idk looks fine to me.
Eli Anderson
watching let's plays.
Thomas Brooks
wife's fluffy tail status:
[ ] touched
[X] untouched
Kayden Jenkins
>f2p
>games as a service
>microtransactions
>esports
>loot boxes
>battle passes
just a few of the cancers plaguing gaming that valve are directly responsible for