>he approaches you in the vidya tavern with a quest
What is it?
He approaches you in the vidya tavern with a quest
Mason Young
Joshua Parker
>fetch me vodka
Jordan Robinson
THERE ARE RATS!
RATS! AARRRGGHHH
Anthony Gray
Collect 7 bear asses.
Jackson Robinson
bring 10 penis and balls off of homosexuals
Xavier Nelson
>burn down 10 churches
Adrian Hernandez
A Necromancer has appeared in a small town and you're sent to prevail over her big boo- ghosts and zombies.
Cameron Cruz
He needs you to take care of the goblin that came to the monastery and teach it to live virtuosly.
You only get rewarded if you DONT fuck the goblin
David Cook
help him find some oxycontin
Luis Miller
that guy approached me in Dark Souls III and started talking some nonsense about getting paint for some child, pretty weird guy, but seems harmless.
Jason Cook
>What is it?
To suck the cock of the russian president. That's all the orthodox church is good for.
Jonathan Parker
>That's all the orthodox church is good for.
kek, which one?
They had a schism not too long ago.
Brayden Morris
lol christcucks are so fucking stupid
Dylan Thompson
kek I see it
They're good for one other thing, producing badass robes that look like they belong to the members of some lovecraftian cosmic cult
Leo Scott
>that look like they belong to the members of some lovecraftian cosmic cult
>he doesn't know
James Collins
If I was a female necromancer I'd have my reanimated bodies fuck all my holes
Dominic Edwards
True. Much like the Catholic Church sucks the cock of Israel
Leo Bell
>The local lord is enslaving the populace
>I need you to liberate the children and bring the boys to me so I can teach them the ways of the church
Mason Sanchez
He asks you to climb the mountain and visit the abandoned monastery overrun with undead, then return describe to him the sacred Mary icon enshrined within so he can paint it as his last work in life.
When you return, he asks some awfully specific and technical questions about the painting.
If didn't pay attention, you fail to describe the icon and the quest.
If your character is low INT, you'll also fail but he takes pity on you and gives you a small bauble with an enchantment against mind control.
If you correctly describe the icon, he'll become convinced you're Satan trying to lead him astray because you description you gave would make the sacred icon of the monastery heretical, using all the wrong colors and wrong poses.
At this point you have to convince him that your description is real and putting a little creativity in a painting won't make it heretical.
If you fail, he will rile up the whole town against you, calling you an agent of the Devil.
If you succeed, he'll paint the icon and die soon after. In the ending slides you'll learn that Brother Sergius' last work becomes a venerated work of art that pilgrims from all over come to visit for centuries to come.
Asher Robinson
>user you are out only hope
>this village is haunted by a smug loli succubus
Andrew Ross
>Men don't plough their wives anymore! They all just want that loli spawn of Satan! We're dying out!
Eli Gutierrez
THE LORD OF EVIL NEEDS HIS COCK SUCKED, AND ONLY THE GREATEST FAGGOT OF THE LAND, OP, CAN ENSURE THE SAFETY OF US ALL