>walk around a corner and see a moon
YOU GOT A MOON!
>kick a rock
YOU GOT A MOON!
>throw a hat on something
YOU GOT A MOON!
>possess an enemy to solve a """puzzle"""
YOU GOT A MOON!
>look over an edge
YOU GOT A MOON!
>break some blocks
YOU GOT A MOON!
>go into a shop
YOU GOT A MOON!
>talk to an NPC
YOU GOT A MOON!
>do a triple jump onto a sightly higher platform
YOU GOT A MOON!
Why is this the high rated mario game again?
It's no masterpiece.
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>yes, I got another moon
ah! damn it! why does the game want me to explore these big fun levels? argh!!
Always been among my least favorite mario games. new super mario bros wii bros unite.
hell yeah
newerteam.com
It's instant gratification shit for literal babies.
cope
Better than yay you just went through a linear level and got the star at the end. Here’s line 2mins of unskippable shit until you can go after the next one.
Odyssey is fun. I never even finished galaxy
Paulineeeeeee....
>big
>fun
Two wrong adjectives to describe Mario Odyssey’s level design.
D-, see me after class.
It's no masterpiece
SMO is my fav 3d mayro since 64
>NSMBW
my nigga, only good NSMB
NSMB DS was better.
Nooooo how dare they design this game around the fact that people can play the switch portably and as such the game is designed in such a manner where you can make progress while playing the game in small chunks over time Nintendo has betrayed us noooo
>climb mountain
>get kicked out of stage
>climb higher on mountain
>get kicked out of stage
>reach top of mountain
>get kicked out of stage
>climb halfway up mountain and enter side
>spray thing
>get kicked out of stage
>spray two things
>get kicked out of stage
>spray thing: red coins
>travel linear path
>get kicked out of stage
>this time go left
>get kicked out of stage
>this time go right again but have 50 things
>Odyssey, but in one location and recycling missions even more
It's time to admit 3D Mario was never good.
64 only did the "get kicked out of stage after collecting a star" thing to pad out the game. However Sunshine and Galaxy are actually designed around this level structure so it's not as bad in those games.
It's not even a good game, shit is so easy you can get the same level of satisfaction mowing your lawn.
I grew up with a Playstation after having a snes, so I didn't play Mario 64 until a year ago. Mario 64 was still great and provides enough of a challenge to be fun. Mario Odyssey is made for babies, it should be disliked on Any Forums where only "hard-core gamers" exist.
>get 100 coins
>get shine
>kicked out of stage
And Galaxy is even worse because every Galaxy level is basically "reach the end of the stage to get a star" and then "reach the other end of the stage to get a star"
>sunshine not as bad
What, sunshine is fucking awful in that regard, to get to a level you have to Watch The Delfino cutscene, go all the way to the entrance, either watch a cutscene at the beginning, or even two, one when you enter the level, if you die you have to repeat all of that crap.
*bends OP over the table*
Oh well would ya lookit that? A whole fucking moon about to fucking get brutally fucking ravaged...
>dying
>in Sunshine
>he does no death speedruns
Tranny, get an actual life
where the fuck do you die in Sunshine outside secrets that immediately respawn you?
in the vast beach stage with no pits to fall to, or dying to enemies hitting your 8 hp bar for 1 point each time?
>it should be disliked on Any Forums where only "hard-core gamers" exist.
Any Forums posters LARP as hardcore only in response to gaming articles whining about how toxic [action game of the month] is. Like the Cuphead fiasco
But the fact that "sweaty tryhard" is a common insult here tells the real story
to that one one up mushroom at the bottom of a lake below a blue coin with the faggot fish that runs up to eat you when you try to get back up
fuck him
Get a life, tranny.
I uaed to think this too until I actually played it.
Course clear Mario is the best format.
>he likes 3D World
Point at him and laugh
SMOdyssey was game of the decade
cope