super mario
Super mario
super duper, with a big tuper
> Fat
> Middle aged
> Italian (thus not white)
> Blue collar job
Get that woke shit aeay from me
Mario if he real
supper mario
Super mario draghi
I don't think jumping very high is enough to make one "super." Miyamoto is full of shit.
good morning sirs
Why is he black?
Super Mario?
Super Linkio?
Fuck them, they're both gay!
THEY'RE TOTALLY GAY!
wat?
mario if he real
KAKAROT!!
mario sat alone on a bench in the park
"My name is super", he'd casually remark
Waitin' for the bus with powerups in his pockets
He just kept sayin' it's a mee
He's mario, he's mario
What's in his head?
He's mario, he's mario, he's mario
he does incest
super mario sitting on a bench
beating his a-meat with a monkey wrench
missed his meat and whacked his balls
jizzed all over his overall
WHO ARE YOU
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
SUPER BROTHER