Does Dawnguard suck?

Does Dawnguard suck?
I've heard nothing but negative things about the DLC.
Can I atleast fuck the goth vampire chick?

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Yes, it's shit. Don't bother.

no it's fine. the only guild where you won't become a leader by the end, vampire bitch is laura bailey so it depends on how much you tolerate her since she's present in 90% of the questline. dawnguard armor is cool and the worst thing that happens in the DLC is the lack of options when you find serana.

Both factions are almost exactly the same in terms of function and quests. It's basically some writer shoving his Donut Steel OC waifu in your face for a few hours.

Yes.
You heard right.
No.

It's okay if you pretend you are under vampire's thrall the whole way through or are playing as virgin teenager obsessed with pussy

with mods yes

I am just eternally confused that there was so much dialog about hidden stuff in the Fort Dawnguard, yet nothing existed to find.
Was there supposed to be more content or something?

It's was meh, not horrible, but just kinda boring. Crossbows are cool. Soul Cairn and the long snow elves dungeon felt stretched out.

its just more Skyrim its not bad but its not gunna blow you away especially in current year. it's not as lazy as I remember some people said it was but it wasn't anything special either. People just expected more out of it mostly because of the way it was advertised and no you can't fuck her. People only like her because she feels like a fallout companion in an elder scrolls game.

The mechanics, namely crossbows and vampire Lord form, are fun and serana is waifubait I fall for everytime, but it's otherwise a resounding "eh".

One of my favourite Skyrim playthroughs was making a really strong crossbow via smithing, using alchemy for poisons, wearing no armour and very, very rarely boosting health. Turns Skyrim into a stealth game where you can one shot a lot of enemies but in return a lot of them can one-threeshot you if it get caught

>Can I atleast fuck the goth vampire chick?
Hahaha no, and you shouldn't want to.
She got created by Molag Bal himself, which mean she raped her to death. She is quite literally used and broken goods, highligthed by the fact that she is still wearing a Molag Bal choker.

I was sort of excited to play this so I could get a crossbow. Then I got one and they were very underwhelming and not very fun to use.

All the dlcs suck.
I spent like 500 hours a pirated copy of skyrim, then bought the game a few years later with all the dlc. The dlc content is non immersive. Granted I played it after TW3 which ruined skyrim forever and was going for a pure destruction legendary playthrough which is impossible.

pretty much yes.

>All the dlcs suck.
Dragonborn was excellent if we can use that word for skyrim

I liked skyrim more than witcher 3 honestly. There's no defending witcher's world design and batman quests/combat. It just looks pretty and has normalfag movie dialogue.

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compared to the main quest its much more interesting then "big dragon come eat people"

It's horrible. The writing is indescribably bad. Your player character is either mind-controlled or the dumbest gorilla nigger to ever live.

>go into castle after being railroaded by Laura Bailey NPC #300
>Laura Bailey carrying an Elder Scroll strapped to her back of all things
>get surrounded by a cult of depraved vampires with enough organs, tissue, blood and human bodies to give Jeffrey Dahmer a stroke
>vampire lord approaches me and tells me his ultimate plan to block out the sun using a god's bow
>I can't massacre this psychopathic death cult right here and now and take the namesake of the game from Laura Bailey's undead corpse
>I have to listen to him drove on about the superiority of vampirism and how I can become one too
>can't tell him his plan is fucking retarded since the FUCKING SUN sustains the very life his merry band of fuckheads love to torment ever so much
>can't control my own destiny and do what I was set out to do and destroy occult monsters and demons
>have to go on a globe trotting, brain melting adventure with Laura Bailey
>mfw

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There's a really long and tedious falmer cave you have to play through and Soul Cairn is similarly a tedious PITA. Other than that it's decent.

>batman quests/combat.
I mean Skyrim has quest markers too and the NPCs never tell your directions because they designed the game with the markers in mind.

the soul carin dimension with no map available was relatively cool change of pace
the rest sucks and is mostly retarded plot/writing wise

You get the vampire lord form out of it, which is pretty badass after a few mods

yeah, that's fair. it's like choosing between a terrible game and an awful game, but witcher is kinda just fundamentally bad and skyrim's is bad due to decades worth of degeneration but there's still a little bit of video game in there