The Zelda game you downloaded off of Limewire was actually porn

>The Zelda game you downloaded off of Limewire was actually porn
Happy accidents zoomers won't get to experience

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>tfw your mom blames you for giving the computer viruses when they would use shit like limewire and other shady websites
that's why I feel a connection with that one greentext story, such an common case

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DUDE I GOT ADDICTED TO PORN WHAT A HAPPY ACCIDENT

getting cp and a lagging pc isn't a happy accident

Yeah but it also stole my dad's credit card number

>the hot slut you banged in the school art room was clean of STDs
happy accidents losers on 4channel will never get to experience

>Happy accidents
only a happy accident when you knew to check beforehand and not when you go to download cars and go to watch the movie with the whole family just for it to end up being porn

LINK
HE COME TO TOWN

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>that System of a Down song wasn't actually by System of a Down

i downloaded an obscure canadian movie off limewire when i was in highschool like 20 years ago and it was cp and i died of anxiety thinking the feds were after me

MY FELLOW AMERICANS

There were a lot of chicks fucking donkeys labeled as songs on there

>want to download a Nightwish album
>only one guy seeding
>must be in fucking Antarctica given the speed
>spend the entire time hoping that he doesn't turn off his computer
>takes 13 hours
Zoomers will never appreciate the struggle.

>Download Britney spears-Toxic,mp3
>Play
>My Fellow Americans...

I downloaded porn that I thought was CP because the woman looked young and her reactions were so distraught. I was seriously horrified and had trouble sleeping after.
I didn't realize that rape play, childlike models and anguished emoting is just typical JAV.

>have an internet connection and a DVD burner
>realize I don't have to buy pirated ps2 games from the shady money-laundering cyber cafe 3 blocks down anymore, can just download them myself
>leave computer on all night (gasp!) downloading MK Armageddon as soon as it came out
>it actually works

I felt like a god. The youngsters will never know.

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That feeling of finding gold when it was a new Heather Brooke video.

There was a lot of real cp on limewire
I downloaded and watched many questionable things. All to the family computer as well. Thank god that Packard Bell is dead and gone

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>Cracked RPGMaker95 or whatever version
>Made various low brow humor games named variants of “Pimp Quest”
>So many SNES roms on ZSNES’s janky emulation
>Collecting all the Weird Al and They Might Be Giants albums

‘Appy days

I can't listen to the song "Everybody's Wokring for the Weekend" without thinking of the one porn compilation I burned to a disc that only once I got older realized was cp. At the time it didn't click because "hey they're roughly my age" is all I thought. That track played in the background of the videos and everytime I hear a bit of that song I remember that disc.

bro there's so much questionable shit that was floating around on the kazaas and ares's and limeires and winmxs, i guaranteed we've all at least seen some especially if we didn't know it at the time.

Internet porn on dial-up was hardly addiction driving. Cinemax and Showtime were where addictions were made until ethernet and then cable became wide spread. What you call edging was just regular masturbation while waiting for a picture to load at 56k. If you did roll the dice on a video you had to pray it was nut worthy because you would start at 10pm and you might get one off by 2am on a good night.

theres a whole subculture of filesharing with limewire like networks that no one knows about because of how niche they are.