Looks like we are getting 54 y/o Lara Croft in the new game.
Looks like we are getting 54 y/o Lara Croft in the new game
Owen Watson
Noah Campbell
>struggles being lonely
They are totally making her a Lesbian 100%
Kevin Clark
Does she have breast cancer too?
Dylan Ward
To be honest I can see them not. Considering they are already making her a hag
Ayden Hernandez
I would totally be happy and ready for a next generation Tomb Raider and Gilf Lara but I know they're gonna fuck it up with awful story or gay micro transactions.
Jeremiah Butler
ahh im so upset these braindead movie games that play themselves have a 54 year old character
Jayden Jackson
They said the next game will still be NuLara BUT she will have done her own versions of the old games off screen and the next game will pick up after NuLara's version of Underworld with a Lara in her mid to late 30s.
Brody Gonzalez
>play as a dried up hag who regrets not getting dicked
based
Hunter Thomas
You kidding, im not even one of the "GO WOKE GO BROKE" whiners, but if a game about a strong woman wants to talk about her feeling lonely, there is no chance in the world they are going for a heterosexual partner
Ian Lopez
>Project Jawbreaker
Finally, the equestrian adventure we've all been waiting for
Logan Edwards
NuLara is clearly autistic btw if you know the lore
Connor Walker
>Works with fellow raider who look up to her
I can picture it perfectly.
>Lara is old and aging, couldn't get a male companion because she was busy tomb raiding and feels guilty for killing all those people
>we are constantly reminded that the raiding community is against her for being a woman
>her apprentices are a black strong and independent female and a latinx queer guy that she meet in a muslim country, the former complains to Lara for being passive racist to her or something
>at the end she dies sacrificing herself and her black assistant inherits her legacy
Aaron Jones
I read all the way to the X word, what the fuck dude
Jack Turner
that's literally the tutorial section of the game you dishonest fuck. Not that the Tomb Raider games have any particularly stellar gameplay, but it sure as hell beats the old fucking PS1 and PS2 Tomb Raider games, that's for sure.
Kevin Baker
>2018
Isaac Long
Looks like they'll be losing money and relevancy again
Michael Barnes
I hope it has mounted combat.
Matthew Bell
>cougar Lara
and thats a good thing
Thomas Gonzalez
>post wall lara struggles to find a man willing to settle with her
Sounds like a great concept for an adventure game.
Zachary Robinson
>washed up max payne is in his late 30s and falling apart, barely able to pull off the shit he does
>we need a 50 year old female doing the same thing
How to tell me you suck at writing a believable setting without telling me.
Blake Sullivan
That sounds about right.
I haven't played a Tomb Raider game since Tomb Raider 3 though so I don't give a shit.
Brody Robinson
Have they learned from Returnal?
Nolan Reed
EVERYONE NOTICE MY POST
LARA GAY CONFIRMED
"The more "interesting" aspects were talked about on Sacred Symbols
They had two scenes that are being used for auditions and they read through them.
Lara will also have a female love interest"
Jacob Moore
>in his late 30s
More like late 40s, you moron.
Jaxon Watson
Even better, making it even more in line as to what I'm saying. Also it was a typo. Thanks for clearing that up.
Elijah Long
"She will work with a group of fellow raiders, who look up to her."
Translation: She is going to have a gang of three to five super irritating zoomers following her around chatting constantly.
Angel Hughes
and the tutorial section is entirely representative of the rest of the game. It literally does not become more challenging than that. You're the one being dishonest.
Kayden Cox
make her 54 if you want
so long as her face still looks like a 20 something milf nobody will care
Lincoln Murphy
"She will work with a group of fellow raiders, who look up to her."
Translation: She is going to get gangbanged by huge African Warriors with 9 inch BBC
Colton Foster
>54 y/o Lara Croft
I'm not playing as an old hag, no matter who it was.
James Gomez
nah they're obviously making her an incel