Tomb Raider movie rights being bid on

Who should play Laura Croft now?
What should the new Tomb Raider movie or show be?
What do you want?

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They should go back to the fantastical elements of the old series.

Especially the dinosaurs. Normies love dinosaurs. Just look at Jurassic World.

I want Laura with big boobs.

Itd be cool if they used a giant fake tit bimbo. No relationship subplot, not even skimpy clothes. Just a giant tit bimbo in a normal action adventure movie.

Just let the franchise die already. Lara will just end up being played by an overweight black lesbian like everything else.

God I wish

Chances are, someone like Netflix will buy it, make Laura black or dark skinned, then make the show Woke and anti-white male.
Just like they did with Resident Evil twice.

Maybe if white males werent horrible, we wouldnt have to genocide you.

Can't be done Capt'n, too problematic in current year.

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Anyone ever stop and imagine how much better the entertainment industry would be if we invalidated all supposed "intellectual property rights"? If Disney wasn't the only one allowed to make Star Wars movies? If Amazon wasn't the only one allowed to make Lotr movies? If every production company in the world had free reign to try their own versions of movies and television and books? That would be a massive improvement, true competitive nature between companies all trying to create true kino... but instead we sit back and watch "entertainment giants" bid on IPs even though they're all going to ruin it regardless of who gets it...

A movie with dinosaurs and women with a bow and arrow would sell gangbusters, ask Sony about it

She's going to make a good Lara

Then Disney would be able to take your stories and make movies and merch out of it without paying you tardo

Just get Universal to make an adaption of Trespasser.

Make it a porn parody

Disney should rule the earth, to be h

There's only one true Lara irl, anyone else is a shitty impostor

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This

The problem is the exclusivity, tardo. If Disney wants to make Jewish propaganda using my favorite movie then go ahead... meanwhile a whole host of real pro-white content creators will make much better non-pozzed versions of my favorite movie

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Oh no no, what could possibly go wrong?

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elliot page in black face, we need more black bong transbian representation pls

Awful