Stream 1: Now: Pokémon Legends: Arceus Next: Super Mario 64 Later: Phantom Abyss
Stream 2 Now: Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair Next: Resident Evil 5 Later: Star Fox Adventures
Main stream: twitch.tv /esamarathon Stream 2: twitch.tv /esamarathon2 Schedule: esamarathon.com /schedule
Previous thread:
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July 29, 2022 - 17:12
Same runner right?
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July 29, 2022 - 17:13
also new thread theme:youtu.be /cNyzjQtgJjA
July 29, 2022 - 17:13
Jannies not welcomed here!
July 29, 2022 - 17:14
lmao nice
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July 29, 2022 - 17:14
Candice looks fucking ridiculous on this game lol
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July 29, 2022 - 17:14
> Playing Pokémon Legends: Arceus for 9,398 viewers > Playing Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair for 1,357 viewers Yooka sisters?
July 29, 2022 - 17:15
I miss this Hitman 3 runner
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July 29, 2022 - 17:16
>pokemon went from 22k to 9k did the front page bump expire or something?
July 29, 2022 - 17:16
people would rather watch pogaymon over our game...
July 29, 2022 - 17:16
>Better have someone as commentator that's never played the game before and set the music to 1%
July 29, 2022 - 17:16
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July 29, 2022 - 17:16
Hollow knight is so fucking overrated
July 29, 2022 - 17:16
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July 29, 2022 - 17:17
qrd?
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July 29, 2022 - 17:17
fucking hell I can't get over how cute he is. Got more?
July 29, 2022 - 17:17
Those are some teeth That is some hair
July 29, 2022 - 17:17
Janny knock em down fade em run it need dat
July 29, 2022 - 17:18
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
July 29, 2022 - 17:18
I remember him
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July 29, 2022 - 17:18
Is there any other plataformer like this? finished tropical freeze last week for the first time and loved it played impossible lair before that, any scholar on DKC games here?
July 29, 2022 - 17:18
Disgusting
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July 29, 2022 - 17:18
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He quite speedrunning after some user harassed him after his run on last year's gdq
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July 29, 2022 - 17:18
It's a good game and it's extremely popular which means that for people that have barely played more than five games in their life, it is quite literally the best game of all time
July 29, 2022 - 17:18
that's not harassing and he still actively runs lol
July 29, 2022 - 17:19
>Enjoying my comfy ESA thread >Look at the time >Realise its almost time for the Americans to wake up Welp, if you've been hear the last few days, you know about when the thread quality dips.
July 29, 2022 - 17:19
From last SGDQ I think.
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Man, that's some horrible harassment. I hope she's strong enough to recover from that.
July 29, 2022 - 17:19
bros, where do these types of people even come from? doesnt their family worry about how they look when they leave the house
July 29, 2022 - 17:19
>this bitch ass user gets his foot in the door of prime femboy bussy and pussies out immediately
Holy fucking shit the state of Any Forums
July 29, 2022 - 17:19
that's too bad. the longer he's in the greater the risk.
July 29, 2022 - 17:19
Holy shit that's disgusting even for user standards
July 29, 2022 - 17:20
Was this always on here? Are they seriously just going to show the same exact thing from SGDQ again?
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July 29, 2022 - 17:20
It's fucking afternoon almost everywhere but the west coast on a week day
July 29, 2022 - 17:20
We been up, itsbwhen euros get drunk and off work you retard
July 29, 2022 - 17:20
one has the other has some faggot lizard
July 29, 2022 - 17:20
I'm still not over that SGDQ Sunshine run, it lives rent free in my mind one month later
July 29, 2022 - 17:20
>Super Mario 64 >crowd control Why not chaos if you want to do a wacky one?
July 29, 2022 - 17:21
>turn on pokemon stream >all player is doing is spaming shots at boss and rolling forward inside enemy hitbox the dark souls of pokemon meme is real
July 29, 2022 - 17:21
What are you going to do about it?
July 29, 2022 - 17:21
Seriously, I didn't understand why ESAchads despise having GDQfags in their thread Until now
July 29, 2022 - 17:21
what are you gonna do about it?
July 29, 2022 - 17:21
Uh oh
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July 29, 2022 - 17:21
The schedule changes by the hour.
July 29, 2022 - 17:21
their parents maybe shit i dont know
July 29, 2022 - 17:21
It gets retards to donate to they can pick the epic instant kill option
July 29, 2022 - 17:22
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July 29, 2022 - 17:22
I will never comprehend how the runner had so much willpower to keep playing and not deck that tranny giving him shit for 2 hours straight.
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July 29, 2022 - 17:22
>im gonna need i'm gonna i'm gonna need a calculator Tool-assisted speedrun. Might as well use save states
July 29, 2022 - 17:22
>And that’s the arcanine fight down! >turns for applause >silence bros…
July 29, 2022 - 17:22
It's oddly surreal for me to have witnessed one of those "I would really prefer if you would be quiet" level legendary cringekinos live. I always hear about these things years after the fact, instead it happened right before my eyes.
July 29, 2022 - 17:22
for me it's the announcer during the metroid run giving me bright flashes of genuine anger every other day
July 29, 2022 - 17:22
I felt the dread he felt at that moment. When the realization hit him I fucking felt that
July 29, 2022 - 17:22
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July 29, 2022 - 17:22
I hate how his couch is just saying and asking inane shit and probably causing him to fuck up and sounds like he doesn't even play video games
July 29, 2022 - 17:23
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July 29, 2022 - 17:23
god damn not this fanfic OC shit again
July 29, 2022 - 17:24
There's literally no one on the couch Are you okay?
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July 29, 2022 - 17:24
dips on the chair when she gets up
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July 29, 2022 - 17:24
That's not funny. Inverting your controls in the middle of a rhythm game section is funny. Just going "uh u die lol" is lame.
July 29, 2022 - 17:24
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July 29, 2022 - 17:24
Watch the run, skip to 45 minutes in then watch the next few minutes unfold.
July 29, 2022 - 17:24
same dude it was great to be there live for it
July 29, 2022 - 17:24
No chemistry between runner and cringeman on stream 2.
July 29, 2022 - 17:24
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July 29, 2022 - 17:25
yes
i'm more curious about the 2 1/2 hour ~SHOWCASE~ after the final run do not click on the hyperlink
July 29, 2022 - 17:25
Tricrow is now my least favorite member of ESA's crew, which he obviously is judging by the shilling and lack of vidya knowledge.
July 29, 2022 - 17:25
why you have to spam all that shit on the comfy Impossible lair run what is wrong with you fags
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July 29, 2022 - 17:25
I'm not sure whether to laugh or be angry at that tranny's complete lack of any sympathy for the guy after he irrecoverably fucked his run. It's his fault for not bringing backup saves but you could see the guy's soul completely destroyed after that game over. And the tranny just kept on being a dick after that for no reason.
Just absolutely bewildering. I still can't believe that happened.
July 29, 2022 - 17:25
Why didn't he get the banterer to commentate his run again?
July 29, 2022 - 17:26
She's ugly
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July 29, 2022 - 17:26
solid 8/10 by Any Forums standards
July 29, 2022 - 17:26
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July 29, 2022 - 17:27
>mario 64 crowd control fug, could be good I guess haha >see another mario 64 run later surely this will be a short but skilled run like 16 stars
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July 29, 2022 - 17:27
Woaw Does Bonesaw even speedrun anymore? No way it's him doing anything, probably just a coincidence
July 29, 2022 - 17:27
>he's watching the secondary stream >yooka lyly
oh no no no, mentally ill bros, we are getting called out by the mentally sane person
July 29, 2022 - 17:27
Unfortunately, no one can be....told what the Sunshine run is. They have to see it for themselves.youtu.be /mRTs0HvUjvI?t=2835
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July 29, 2022 - 17:27
It was doomed from the start, buddy. Shit, forced couch, terrible thread, Pokemon on stream 1. And 1% music volume
July 29, 2022 - 17:27
I still wouldn't despite having low standards.
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July 29, 2022 - 17:27
ESA went from this to that... What's the next underdog event it's time to migrate
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July 29, 2022 - 17:27
>hm so what are you gonna do about that How did he resist the urge to commit a hate crime?
July 29, 2022 - 17:27
for me it's the scoffing giggles in-between the quips
July 29, 2022 - 17:28
I mostly feel bad about the lad, the guy has the world record in such category and had to take the smug troon shit without going insane fucking hell
July 29, 2022 - 17:28
ok she got up, nice butt
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July 29, 2022 - 17:28
is that a heckin female!!!!!!! *respects women hard*
July 29, 2022 - 17:29
It's not anywhere near that level, it'll be forgotten by next year
July 29, 2022 - 17:29
What happened?
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July 29, 2022 - 17:29
I only see 3 guys. I thought you meant the hamplanet sitting on front left on the right side of the chairs.
July 29, 2022 - 17:29
>shaving children WTF ANNOUNCER
July 29, 2022 - 17:29
You just know had it been the other way around, he'd have been asked to leave.
July 29, 2022 - 17:29
>SB is just going "uh oh" with increasingly heavier breathing >tranny keeps giggling
July 29, 2022 - 17:29
Is RTA back to in-person too? Either way we'll lose like 90% of the posters which sucks, but maybe it'll still be cozy
July 29, 2022 - 17:29
So this is the Game & Shit of ESA
July 29, 2022 - 17:29
DRIFT A BIT MORE TO THE LEFT MARIO, PLEASE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE LIFE THAT'S ABOUT TO BE RUINED
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July 29, 2022 - 17:30
>Are we donating for Save the Children or Shave the Children
Hearty kek
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July 29, 2022 - 17:30
WHY THE FUCK IS TWITCH SO FUCKING BROKEN BEZOS FIX YOUR GODDAMN SHIT I just want to watch some previous runs BUT NO THE FUCKING WEBSITE KEEPS BOOTING ME TO THE FUCKING SQUAD STREAM EVEN IF I TYPE OUT THE FUCKING URL OF THE VIDEO I WANT TO WATCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
July 29, 2022 - 17:30
>>shaving children
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July 29, 2022 - 17:30
GDQfags get the fuck out of this thread
July 29, 2022 - 17:30
I'm going to make my own. It's going to start with me and a few of my friends who don't speedrun We're going to see how far into a game we can get in WR time then move on. Eventually bring in actual speedrunners
July 29, 2022 - 17:30
This is the worst graduation ever, bro
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July 29, 2022 - 17:30
What the fuck is this lynchian run
July 29, 2022 - 17:30