ESA Summer 2022

Stream 1:
Now: Pokémon Legends: Arceus
Next: Super Mario 64
Later: Phantom Abyss

Stream 2
Now: Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair
Next: Resident Evil 5
Later: Star Fox Adventures

Main stream: twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: esamarathon.com/schedule

Previous thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/cNyzjQtgJjA
twitch.tv/videos/1518162268?t=01h10m40s
youtu.be/mRTs0HvUjvI?t=2835
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

I am Mr. Big.

Same runner right?

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also new thread theme:
youtu.be/cNyzjQtgJjA

Jannies not welcomed here!

mr big champ 64?

lmao
nice

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No. Mr. Big.

Candice looks fucking ridiculous on this game lol

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> Playing Pokémon Legends: Arceus for 9,398 viewers
> Playing Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair for 1,357 viewers
Yooka sisters?

I miss this Hitman 3 runner

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>pokemon went from 22k to 9k
did the front page bump expire or something?

people would rather watch pogaymon over our game...

>Better have someone as commentator that's never played the game before and set the music to 1%

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Hollow knight is so fucking overrated

games for this feel?

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qrd?

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fucking hell I can't get over how cute he is. Got more?

Those are some teeth
That is some hair

Janny knock em down
fade em
run it
need dat

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I remember him

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Is there any other plataformer like this?
finished tropical freeze last week for the first time and loved it
played impossible lair before that, any scholar on DKC games here?

Nice dude

Disgusting

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He quite speedrunning after some user harassed him after his run on last year's gdq

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It's a good game and it's extremely popular which means that for people that have barely played more than five games in their life, it is quite literally the best game of all time

VS

that's not harassing and he still actively runs lol

>Enjoying my comfy ESA thread
>Look at the time
>Realise its almost time for the Americans to wake up
Welp, if you've been hear the last few days, you know about when the thread quality dips.

From last SGDQ I think.

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Man, that's some horrible harassment. I hope she's strong enough to recover from that.

bros, where do these types of people even come from? doesnt their family worry about how they look when they leave the house

>this bitch ass user gets his foot in the door of prime femboy bussy and pussies out immediately

Holy fucking shit the state of Any Forums

that's too bad. the longer he's in the greater the risk.

What family?

Holy shit that's disgusting even for user standards

Was this always on here?
Are they seriously just going to show the same exact thing from SGDQ again?

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It's fucking afternoon almost everywhere but the west coast on a week day

We been up, itsbwhen euros get drunk and off work you retard

one has the other has some faggot lizard

Like a lion mane

I'm still not over that SGDQ Sunshine run, it lives rent free in my mind one month later

>Super Mario 64
>crowd control
Why not chaos if you want to do a wacky one?

>turn on pokemon stream
>all player is doing is spaming shots at boss and rolling forward inside enemy hitbox
the dark souls of pokemon meme is real

What are you going to do about it?

Seriously, I didn't understand why ESAchads despise having GDQfags in their thread
Until now

what are you gonna do about it?

Uh oh

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The schedule changes by the hour.

their parents maybe shit i dont know

kek

How sad

It gets retards to donate to they can pick the epic instant kill option

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I will never comprehend how the runner had so much willpower to keep playing and not deck that tranny giving him shit for 2 hours straight.

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>im gonna need i'm gonna i'm gonna need a calculator
Tool-assisted speedrun. Might as well use save states

>And that’s the arcanine fight down!
>turns for applause
>silence
bros…

It's oddly surreal for me to have witnessed one of those "I would really prefer if you would be quiet" level legendary cringekinos live. I always hear about these things years after the fact, instead it happened right before my eyes.

for me it's the announcer during the metroid run giving me bright flashes of genuine anger every other day

I felt the dread he felt at that moment. When the realization hit him I fucking felt that

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UH OH
OH NO

ah fuck not again

QRD?

I hate how his couch is just saying and asking inane shit and probably causing him to fuck up and sounds like he doesn't even play video games

girl on stream 2 alert

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watch the vod

god damn not this fanfic OC shit again

There's literally no one on the couch
Are you okay?

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dips on the chair when she gets up

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That's not funny. Inverting your controls in the middle of a rhythm game section is funny.
Just going "uh u die lol" is lame.

Change the cartridge.

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Watch the run, skip to 45 minutes in then watch the next few minutes unfold.

same dude it was great to be there live for it

No chemistry between runner and cringeman on stream 2.

Poor dude

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yes

i'm more curious about the 2 1/2 hour ~SHOWCASE~ after the final run
do not click on the hyperlink

Clip/webm?
What happened?

ZOOM AND ENHANCE!

Tricrow is now my least favorite member of ESA's crew, which he obviously is judging by the shilling and lack of vidya knowledge.

why you have to spam all that shit on the comfy Impossible lair run
what is wrong with you fags

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I'm not sure whether to laugh or be angry at that tranny's complete lack of any sympathy for the guy after he irrecoverably fucked his run. It's his fault for not bringing backup saves but you could see the guy's soul completely destroyed after that game over. And the tranny just kept on being a dick after that for no reason.

Just absolutely bewildering. I still can't believe that happened.

shes ugly who cares

Why didn't he get the banterer to commentate his run again?

She's ugly

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Freaking newfriends
Here twitch.tv/videos/1518162268?t=01h10m40s

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solid 8/10 by Any Forums standards

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>mario 64 crowd control
fug, could be good I guess haha
>see another mario 64 run later
surely this will be a short but skilled run like 16 stars

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Woaw
Does Bonesaw even speedrun anymore? No way it's him doing anything, probably just a coincidence

left side last row

>he's watching the secondary stream
>yooka lyly

oh no no no, mentally ill bros, we are getting called out by the mentally sane person

Unfortunately, no one can be....told what the Sunshine run is. They have to see it for themselves.
youtu.be/mRTs0HvUjvI?t=2835

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It was doomed from the start, buddy. Shit, forced couch, terrible thread, Pokemon on stream 1.
And 1% music volume

I still wouldn't despite having low standards.

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ESA went from this to that... What's the next underdog event it's time to migrate

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>hm so what are you gonna do about that
How did he resist the urge to commit a hate crime?

for me it's the scoffing giggles in-between the quips

I mostly feel bad about the lad, the guy has the world record in such category and had to take the smug troon shit without going insane
fucking hell

RTA in Japan in 2 weeks.

ok she got up, nice butt

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is that a heckin female!!!!!!! *respects women hard*

It's not anywhere near that level, it'll be forgotten by next year

What happened?

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I only see 3 guys. I thought you meant the hamplanet sitting on front left on the right side of the chairs.

>shaving children
WTF ANNOUNCER

You just know had it been the other way around, he'd have been asked to leave.

>SB is just going "uh oh" with increasingly heavier breathing
>tranny keeps giggling

Is RTA back to in-person too?
Either way we'll lose like 90% of the posters which sucks, but maybe it'll still be cozy

So this is the Game & Shit of ESA

DRIFT A BIT MORE TO THE LEFT MARIO, PLEASE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE LIFE THAT'S ABOUT TO BE RUINED

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>Are we donating for Save the Children or Shave the Children

Hearty kek

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WHY THE FUCK IS TWITCH SO FUCKING BROKEN
BEZOS FIX YOUR GODDAMN SHIT
I just want to watch some previous runs BUT NO THE FUCKING WEBSITE KEEPS BOOTING ME TO THE FUCKING SQUAD STREAM EVEN IF I TYPE OUT THE FUCKING URL OF THE VIDEO I WANT TO WATCH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>shaving children

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GDQfags get the fuck out of this thread

I'm going to make my own.
It's going to start with me and a few of my friends who don't speedrun
We're going to see how far into a game we can get in WR time then move on.
Eventually bring in actual speedrunners

This is the worst graduation ever, bro

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What the fuck is this lynchian run

What browser?