Stream 1:
Now: Pokémon Legends: Arceus
Next: Super Mario 64
Later: Phantom Abyss
Stream 2
Now: Q.U.B.E. 2
Next: Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair
Later: Resident Evil 5
Main stream: twitch.tv
Stream 2: twitch.tv
Schedule: esamarathon.com
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Boring run!
Autism kino at stream 2
migrated, I have
OH THANK GOD
Frame perfect thread creation
>wanted qube
>got qube instead
what the hell is this? this isn't youtube.com
CHART user WHERE ARE YOU??????????????
>Hey READER! what's your favorite pokemon ?!
>forbid new threads
>op made a new one anyway
You are on thin ice Mr.
> Empty room on steam 1
> Empty room on steam 2
DED
>tfw missed most of ESA
I hate pokemon so much
You're not 12yo anymore get over it already
What are you gonna do about it?
>It will be over soon
>4 hours of pokeyman
I rather watch qube
Runner looks like he needs sleep.
I assume people are partying it up elsewhere because it's the last day and the good runs start later
Is this Portal Non Union Mexican Equivalent?
Both Qube games feel fucking slow for some reason.
Does anyone know where I can find little silver triangular pyramid caps, roughly an inch and a half in diameter?
You Just Know
Be very, very cross.
Is twitch broked?
I'm trying to access the video library on the channel and it keeps booting me back to some stupid "squad stream".
Q U B E
This has been my first ESA. I like the different atmosphere to GDQ. GDQ has this weird walk on eggshells Stepford Wife style "everything is wholesome, everything is awesome, we're all smiling, we're all having SO much fun. Hey FOLKS, hey Y'ALL lets get that number up to 3 million! Lets meet those incentives! Good vibes only, no negativity or you'll be BANNED don't make anyone uncomfortable and we decide whats uncomfortable just KEEP. SMILING." atmosphere to it. Both with the runners and in chat. ESA it feels more authentic, it feels like people are just chilling and playing games together and being themselves. It feels relaxing. The only time I havent felt that was funnily enough the BOTW run with the American GDQ runners.
I've been wondering where I've heard that band Infected Mushroom that keeps getting played.
They were the band sampled for the great musical piece "WELCOME TO THE CUM ZONE"
everyone's out partying
why aren't you?
Same. I'm watching since yersterday.
But it seems like this one is borefest.
Migrated meekly!
Right here in my hand
Click exit squad mode in the top right
They all got covid
Or sleeping
it's still morning here you stupid fucking plum
and I do what I want
Dinner time in Sweden.
>22k viewers.
Huh that's a LOT for this event.
Tomorrow is the last day.
I will legit be sad when she says Saturday, can't believ ESA is over already
he doesnt know...
I'm starting to get depressed already, please don't let it end...
ALERT
less than 30 hours of ESA remain
>have to sit through another GDQ before the next ESA
it hits that everytime ESA is featured on the Twitch Frontpage
This ESA has been very good. Will miss the fun threads too.
the gimick of crowd control wore off halfway through the first time they did it. I get that it raises a good amount of money but its just not fun to watch anymore
thankfully stream 2 exisits so im staying there the rest of the night
thanks for reading my blog
That displeases me
You know that's randomized right ?
Funny how GDQ manages to raise millions while ESA can't go post a pitiful 100k
this qube game looks fun
Has ESA ever done a commentary bias before? That Mirrors Edge run was too funny.
who else just threadwatching? both streams meh
I know, I did that, and when i click the channel name which is supposed to take me to the video, clip etc. section it takes me back to the squad stream.
buddy...
I've noticed its grown a lot this time around, even on day one but each day it actually grows more and more, and usually with speedrunning events it calms down after day 1 until the last day. Not just the twitch viewers but the threads too. The ratings have twice as many people compared to last time too, sometimes three times as many as last event.
I gues SGDQ was so shit it was the straw that broke the camel's back in terms of checking out ESA.
"Working" from home getting blasted while on conference calls
yes
You are QUBE! Defender of the polyverse!
>tfw you run qube 2
I'd completely remove the charity bullshit if it meant keeping ESA uncorrupted. I'm here to be entertained. I don't give a fuck about financing irresponsible parents that can't even keep their children from shitting themselves to death.
I do. I'm here.
youtube.com
ok, here is Dragonlord from Dragon Quest. Hes my favourite Dragon Quest Monster. Its Dragonlords or dragon form. Some even say his true form.
allister's wife
the problem is making them shit at all
>be maskies
>plenty of space
>sit right next to each other
The fun cannot be halted
GREEN QUBE?
The purpose of these events is to raise monies for charities
The FUN (which is subjective) is incidental
cute bear
Yesterday was the weakest day of the week so you picked a crap time to start. Check at least the A/S runs from the backlog, or just follow the current ones with us. We can be bored together!
You can thank good old "Anonymous" for always donating 5 minutes before an incentive is met and always coincidentally donating the exact amount they need to meet an incentive.
Reminder that this past GDQ was gonna be the first GDQ where they weren't gonna top their previous fundraising goal (3 million this time) until Twitch and Yeti came out of nowhere and donated the exact amount needed for them to do so.
Its gonna get harder and harder every year as GDQ feels the need to top themselves each time, and so its gonna be harder to raise 3.5 million, and even harder with 4. Because each GDQ has less and less people. Plus now the recession's kicking in.
The purpose should be to entertain me. The fun YOU might have should be coincidental.
I think i remember them doing something similar in hekathon block before
it was really fun
I honestly can't even imagine tuning in to this year's SGDQ at all if it wasn't for these mildly entertaining threads
>basically
>basically
>basically
>basically
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
> Impossible for casuals
>asks for applause
>nobody applauses
>"t-thanks"
Thats not ESA's ethos. They even state many times fun first, charity second. If we make money, cool. If not. Its whatever. They're not trying to top their previous goals.
>beard
why are both rooms so empty?
At least ESA has flashing trannies.
I hate that The Netherlands is becoming the America of ESA so fucking much.
GDQ this year was just a series of long RPG runs that should have been on dead hours but were on prime hours because a staff member is running or couching intermixed with shit they've milked to death like TAS and rhythm game block.
no one cares about these games
I'm personally waiting for re5
I suspect people are having fun, it's the last night before everyone has to leave
french accents are a long-running practical joke, aren't they? there's no way this dude actually says
>'ere we 'ave to bress deux batonne
>we wheel not use any bAgs in zis room so it's quite longUE
I bet his friends dared him.
ESA implemented new distancing rules.
Everyone out playing board games/drinking/ dying of covid.
There's nobody, I don't know why he asked for applauses when the place is totally empty. Maybe he wanted to embarrass the runner.
There's been a covod outbreak.
People are being encouraged to stay in their rooms, it's why you're seeing masks in the audience on stream 2
Here are the lush, deep blue hues of the Cobalt Coastlands' water.
Anyone here in the cum in plum hotel room?
I cringe every time GDQ does a daily recap, because it's always
>WOW! Today has been bonkers! I mean, did you catch the Pokemon Emerald randomizer?!
>I sure did, Spike! But, for me, it has to be McDonald's, the ultimate fast food speedrun!
>[laugh track]
>Can we give it up for Lizstar!
>[American noises]
>I don't know about y'all guys, gals, and non-gendered pals, but the Omori run blew me away. I couldn't take my eyes off of the edge of the commentator's skir-... I mean sea-... I mean my sea-... I mean I couldn't take my eyes off the run! How about you, guy filling in for Keizaron?
>I liked the Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance speedrun
>There was no Metal Gear Rising run.
>Bu-
>There was. no. Metal Gear Rising. run.
This is just a fat guy trying to "cheat" past the part where he's a hideous fat guy instead of you know, losing weight.
Why not take a bite of a hype pizza?
HERE WE HAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL PEARLER
AND THIS LOVELY PEARLER
AND A BEAUTIFUL MONADO PILLOW
Legit covid outbreak
You guys care about your fun than charities who're actually helping mankind?
Talk about being selfish
French people don't use english in their daily lives, unlike countries like the netherlands or nordic countries, so it's practically impossible to speak without an accent
>outbreak
But aren't they all jabbed?
Now THIS is a hell of a run! This is what we've been waiting for!
It fucking sucks that GDQ removed both SSS tier MGR and DMC4 runs that Meka did
Dat flaccid monado.
note* monado pillow is the length of sent's fat hairy cock