*dame dame guy blocks your path*
what do you do?
*dame dame guy blocks your path*
what do you do?
Pull out a dirty pair of Haruka's panties.
heh, too bad i have the standing here i realize guy next to me...
GET FUNKY
DOWDOW BADOWDOW BADOWDOW BADOWDOW BADUHDUHDUH DUHDUH
Tell him my sad story, he will understand and let me trough, brofisting as i pass him
Hand him the clussy
DAME DA NE GUY...
IT'S ME
THE RED SUN! (over paradise btw)
Get your ass banned, yakuza incel.
This remains my favorite Yakuza picture.
Tells him Yuta got Haruka pregnant again.
Oh shit hide the doors!
OI TEME
Stab him
guess its all over for me, gotta vent
"DAME DA NE~DAME YO DAME NANOYO"
Show him some horse porn.
HIS NAME IS YAKUZA
>start fight with some unsuspecting guy in a fancy suit to try and get some money off of him
>guy goes absolutely apeshit and starts glowing blue
>picks up a fucking motorbike and breaks it in half over my head
>takes out a katana and shanks me
>picks me up and launches me at my nakama
>I start limping and clutching my arm and walk away after giving him all of my money
>get some pocket tissues stuffed in my pockets on my way out
I'll remember this.
That Daigo Dojima you idiot
AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE