one of the missions
>be on phone for 3 irl hours complaining to beccy about how chad beat you up last night
>drive 10 minutes to macys to steal shoes
>end with a catfight button prompt timed mini game
that will 79.99 + tip plz
One of the missions
>mission:
>text boyfriend until 3am
Is it Catalina?
God I fucking hate women; They're only good for their holes.
God I envy fags.
...GTA is a dead franchise at this point
Seriously they are going to drive this shit into the ground
It will be a success like it always is, and you will stay mad
we will never get a game like SA ever again. cherish it
Ok grove street, meet your new boss.
fags get aids and monkeypox
No it won't it'll be a pile of trash
already played a woman in gta1
bravo game """journos"""
Yes. These are slightly better options than having to deal with women.
>one of the missions is to create tik tok videos saying you love white guys
>lonely white boys take the bait and start donating to you
>you get rich in no time
The fuck I love rockstar now
damn
Okay we get it you're all virgins and mgtow-type incels.
Incel moment
men are better at crimes than women and thats a fact. we play gta games to live curiously though these criminals for entertainment. Who the fuck would have fun doing bitch crimes.
reddit: back to
Now that would have some crazy missions. That's what they should have done, I'm sure it won't be
Okay we get it you're a "woman"
No they're not and they never will be.
sounds fun as fuck. bet the main character will have negative ass though.
imagine how obnoxious the female mc sounds, i can already hear her hollywood stereotypical speech pattern shoehorning a few spanish words every sentence.
Sweet now their is a lore reason why my driving is garbage.
I doubt that Rockstar will set the game before 2001, because zoomers can't identify with it.
To be quite honest with you, I have no idea why I still have some sliver of hope since they will be less edgy but if the characters are not troons or zoomers, i'd be fine with it.
The only GTAs I ever played for the story were Vice City, 4 and Chinatown Wars
>played for story
>didnt play SA
nigger, what are you doing. i know the protag of SA is a nigger but its the only GTA with actual character growth.
Nigger, I played every GTA, but I did not play SA for the story. Didn't you read my post?
It will make money but the fans will hate it and the franchise will die a death similar to that of Star Wars, MCU, Star Trek, Far Cry, Wolfenstein, etc.
And fallout don't forget that one
>fucks a busta
yeah, i'm thinking she's in