Weapon description is a fucking novel

>weapon description is a fucking novel

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Damn, Sally Draper hit the wall at lightspeed.

That's a tranny.

would it have killed them to use something that wasn't floppy

I've seen this video. She's talking about Anglo Saxon weaponry. Why would someone make a gif of this

you just wanted to post a video of a women to get replies you double nigger

they didnt; they made a webm

Foam is cheap

It's just cringe to see women talking about weaponry like she has any idea of it

They didn't want to intimidate you and remind you of your inadequacy.

unlike you who is an expert right?

my /his/ wife

>floppy dildo sword
>latex gloves
What is this and why does it feel like porn?

I've actually fought in a war, so yes

Saber if she real

why boner

I remember Any Forums finding out about Sue.

>4 foot 9
>44kg
>45 years old

Pretty knowledgeable about stuff and loves studying old artifacts.

youtu.be/CGZGrZSfUCc

but why Any Forums?

Video games don't count as war you imbecile

sieged and conquered your mom's ass

Was a while ago but I think someone was working for the museum at the time doing tech stuff

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My /his/ waifu’s eggs are fucking dried and shriveled up...

forgot pic
someone please get her pregnant

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First of all, the feeding ramp is polished to a mirror sheen. It's not going to have any feeding problems. The slide's been replaced with a reinforced version, and it meshes perfectly with the frame. The frame itself has been iron-welded and scraped down multiple times for maximum precision. The front strap part of the frame has been checkered to make it dig into the hand. That prevents any slipping. The sight system's original too. It's a 3-dot type. It's got an enlarged front sight, giving it superior target sighting capability. The regular hammer's been replaced with a ring hammer. That enhances the cocking control and increases the hammer-down speed. They also reworked the grip safety to accommodate the ring hammer. It looks like they eliminated it altogether. This is a tool for pros. The thumb safety and slide stop are extended for precise handling. The base of the trigger guard is whittled down so you can use a high grip, and the trigger itself is a long type for easy finger access. The trigger pull is about 3.5 pounds. that's about a pound and a half lighter than normal. The magazine well has been widened to make it easier to put in a new magazine. The magazine catch button has been filed down low to make it harder to hit it by mistake. The mainspring housing has been changed to a flat type to increase grip, and it's even been fitted with stepping so that it won't slip from the recoil when firing. On top of that, they added cocking serrations to the top part of the slide. That lets you load and eject cartridges faster in an emergency.
Whoever did this is a professional, no question. This thing could shoot a one-hole at 25 yards in a machine rest.

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brehs...
I can fix her...

lmao who is gonna put presents under lol

>45 years old
>still single

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Holy shit she looks fucking good for a 45-year old. Imagine if she were in her 20s, she would've basically been a goddess.

This is a 45 year old midget. She drinks wine and regrets all the dickings she took when she was younger.

Now a happy cat woman.

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