The King of Mario Kart

The King of Mario Kart.
Funky Kongs and Double Toddlers not welcomed.

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Good game ruined by tryhard snakers

>buy game
>take it home and jump online right away
>doing well, just need first in the last race to take the gold
>half a lap ahead on the final lap
>blue shell glitches camera so I keep ramming obstacles
>get passed by all three opponents right at the finish line
>take the game back immediately

My childhood...

And you can STILL play it online with custom servers.

Based

Wheelies accomplish the exact same goal as snaking, but do the job even better as they have no execution barrier and don't force you to commit to a drift. So instead of some karts being worse at snaking than others but can still perform the technique, half the vehicles in the game are now trash because they can't wheelie to begin with.

Wiigers, not even once.

>Double Toddlers
Game's two years older than DS, gay boy.
Shine Thief > Shine Runners

>playing with a snaker who only votes that yoshi level
>me and the other two dudes in the lobby get fed up and vote rainbow road
>the snaker just shits his pants and falls off the edge on every other curve
>by the time the snaker gives up on trying to be fancy, it's far too late to come back
>my fucking face when he ragequits after I win
There's no substitute for skill.

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>Getting lapped by metafaggots snaking their asses off in the Egg-1 while I'm just larping with the Dry Bomber

This is my favourite mario kart game, it’s the one I grew up with. I think double dash is a better game overall though but ds is the best handheld Mario kart game imo.

>I will never play this with the boys on the bus again
So much time spent in Battle Mode alone. Block Fort, Pipe Plaza, the god damn DS. We'll never reach that level of soul in this franchise again.

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>drew highly detailed vagina for the front of my car
>didn't get banned
I miss old nintendo.

>larping with the Dry Bomber

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The bots were fucking cheaters. There were always two fag cpus that would no matter what be first and second in every race. I literally remember a Luigi CPU going at 1000kmh when he was last.

I miss those kart-not-karts. Dry Bomber, Gold Mantis, ROB Legs, Hurricane. You don't really see any of those types of things after DS.

post it

>Super Unplayable Kart
>Rubberbanding Kart 64
>Wonky Kart Super Circuit
>No Hop When Drifting Double Dash
>Snaking Kart DS
>Funky Bike Wii
>Metal Mario Kart 7
>Firehopping Kart 8
>Unbalanced Kart 8 Deluxe
>Gacha Kart Tour

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whats the dealio with funky in mk wii?
i havent played that game in a long long time

Characters in MKwii have marginal stat bonuses, and Funky Kong has the highest stat bonus of the heavy weight class karters. So when people played the game online, most of everyone was using Funky Kong since he had the highest speed stat bonus.

arcade gp chads win again

He's the fastest character or something