That story didn't make a lick of sense

That story didn't make a lick of sense

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I paid no attention to it in the first place, story is the last thing I care about in a Doom game and time spent reading through autistic lore dumps was less time spent actually playing the game.

I just held R during cutscenes lol

Based, same and skipped all cutscenes

of you didn't skip all the cutscenes you didn't really beat the game

The doom story is for faggots.

But it's heckin epic just like Hugo's favorite capeshit movies!

>hell is on earth because hell portals
>kill the three hell priests to close the hell portals
That would have been enough, plus more scenes where you actively ignore Samuel Hayden or whatever the fuck the robot guy's name is.

It was better when he was just a marine on some janny job because he insulted a superior, which allowed him to to survive the first demon invasion because he was on some room or something and then he got extra mad because they killed his pet rabbit.

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it's a masterpiece, give it a rest faggot

I watched all of the cutscenes for a first play through but its totally forgettable and unremarkable. Gameplay is fantastic though, so I dont mind.

But I like porn with good stories. Bad writing kills my boner.

THIS SUPERMAN GUIDE MAKES NO SENSE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!
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It got really bad with the second dlc, where it honestly felt like they were deliberately doubling down on everything people disliked in some kind of weird dev tantrum

Doom 2016's story was perfection. The slayer has no purpose but to progress and kill, a perfect reflection of the player's mentality. Giving him a higher purpose and a backstory creates a disconnect.

do people actually play doom for the story? LOL

Someone post the pasta. It's exactly how I feel about this turd of a game

Check out the expansion

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>Doom 2016's story was perfection
But it's just the original 1993 Doom again. Humans experiment with teleportation technology and things go wrong. Same as Half-Life.

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Why do you keep shilling this game in eternal threads? Its literally nothing like Eternal.

the only doom with decent plot was 3 and we all know how that went

probably joking about the epic filter traffic light minigame man

story in a video game is not important

but wheres the joke?

>DOOM
>story
lol are you a zoomer or something?

I never like the whole nu-doom mythos where you are some kind of god
I liked just being a random marine thrown in a hellhole

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Doom expansion = doom eternal: marauder edition

Wow, what an awful joke.

Doom eternal is a 5/10 game. Get over yourself and stop trying your identity to consumer products, fuck head

What.

completely ruinned the meme of doom being the most christian game too

Yeah its one guy (possibly german) posting the mauraders joke every time. When really he should be using it to flex on tarkov niggers.