THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
Isaiah Bell
Juan Diaz
That sniper is a spy!
Cooper Evans
LOL
Justin Morris
What does the cake taste like? I'm thinking coconut + mint + choc
Lincoln Jackson
uh its a black forest cake
Owen Gonzalez
>not even a White Forest cake
Valve is shit at this whole "connecting franchises" thing
Hudson King
How does GLaDOS not see Rattmann's hidden dens in the test chambers? Plot hole tbqh.
Jacob Robinson
because they're hidden
And those hidden places are the only ones without cameras, so GLaDOS can't see shit
Hudson Lewis
Hunter Morris
this and arrow to the knee signaled some kind of collapse, or something
"the cake is a lie" is the scrawled statement of a mad prisoner hinting that the whimsical reward at the end of the testing is actually sinister.
"arrow to the knee" is literally just a stock guard phrase that gets said a little too often, like every Bethesda game
both of these were taken by hordes of ironic nerds who have never touched a video game before in their lives and turned into such nonsensical non-sequiter memes that even seeing the words next to each other provokes an instinctive negative reaction now
Christopher Clark
A machine with an infinite capacity for knowledge couldn't scan the chambers? Come on now...
Jose Cox
lol it's just a funny phrase dude
Joshua Cox
Maybe scientists at Aperture Science in portal 1 weren't this retarded and actually prevented GLaDOS from having control over the entire facility and she could only control the main chambers?
Bentley Cook
lulz mods sticky this shit!
Xavier Hill
Arrow to the knee was nothing like cake is a lie. People were lynching each other over arrow to the knee after 3 days.
Parker Gonzalez
thanks for the fucking spoil troll...
Jason Martin
haha
Camden Watson
WINRAR
Levi Murphy
YES!
Jack Baker
That cake was made for BBC!
Christopher Ortiz
Big Brown Cake
Tyler White
yeah ignore the empty rooms with a visible powerpoint presentation about how to beat black mesa in funding.
Easton Johnson
hahah, epic, dude.