User we're on a date and in public, why did you bring your Steam Deck and Nintendo Switch?

user we're on a date and in public, why did you bring your Steam Deck and Nintendo Switch?

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shut up woman

>owning both a deck and a switch

we're passing by the pawn shop, love, will only take a few minutes.

one for me and one for you.
which do you want babe?

Looks like a lovely place. Too bad this dumb goth bitch is ruining the vibe.

>Baby the switch is what I flick to turn you on and the deck is what you're getting tonight

Do you think being literally me will net me a big titty goth gf?

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Sis I keep tell you we're not dating, plus I've taken 10 pics for your insta now is this not enough?

kek

Why would I have either of those things? Are you having a schizo moment? I told you not to go on Any Forums.

more like "paw's shop", Imiright fellas?

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I don't know what's more appalling: thinking I'd date this girl or thinking I play mobile games.

I stole them off some porches on way over here of course

>bitch we're on a date and in public, why did you dress like a slutty teenager who fell into a Hot Topic?

>hey user, I wanted to play Animal Crossing
>but what's this 7 pirate game?

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>"goth" affect
>every tiny aspect of appearance fine-tuned
>breast implants

fuck off.

Ugly fucking pants holy shit.

Bitch your outfit is more embarrassing than my vidya.

*pushes her into the water turns 360 degrees and walks away*

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babe I need to pee

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Why are you wearing those salvation army jeans and not the leggings I told you to wear? What the fuck Alice, you do this every time

god that's so fucking hot. i'd give anything to suck the hot piss out of those jeans (while she was still wearing them, of course)

I'm still grinding, i need a rath mantle and this is time lost

Tits too small.

>*pushes her into the water turns 360 degrees and walks away*
You can tell all the zoomers here are post-2018 newfags. Look at this guy unironically using asterisks to depict actions like some fucking twitter cunt.

>why did you bring your Steam Deck and Nintendo Switch?
I didn’t, I brought THE GAME BOY MICRO
>plays Tetris advance real load
youtu.be/4Amlq3w6Obg

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bitch actin like she having an orgasm over piss why she gotta over do it

Tranny, your brain is rotting. Post typing this faggot cringe on the Internet.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a poser like that. Real goths would be rocking braids like Wednesday Adams

I've been erping with fujos on the internet using asterisks since 2008 user.

>Real goths would be rocking braids like Wednesday Adams
And you call others posers?

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Never post anything ever again.

Because you dress like a whore

>Real goths would be rocking braids like Wednesday Adams
I bet you think American McGee's Alice is goth too, retard.

No, and I told you to grow out your hair, stop using black lipstick, wear short tank tops and skinny jeans.

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"""""real""""" """""goths""""""

eat shit, you didn't grow up in the 90s

very impressive young lady, now clean it up and get the fuck out of my house, ok?

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>the vibe
Okay, zoomer.

>goths
>anything but massive posers

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I would be embarassed to be seen in public with a woman like this

I would tongue her cervix and introduce her to my parents

>never even had a normal conversation with a female
>actively run from them
>Somehow I'm supposed to fulfill my dream of starting a family
yeeesh. Any vidya where I can raise a family? or at least vidya with goth women?

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Seethe, boomer.

>not liking breast implants
ngmi

>you aren't 30+ years old on Any Forums like me, fuck off!

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im married and you would envy my life :>

gosh I love tummies

fake goths
fake anime fans
fake gamers
when will it end?

>scenester
I'm so glad that stupid shit is gone.

Scene girls disappearing was the beginning of the end

....
Why do I have a boner now?

cringe aesthetic, op's girl is way better

>two necklaces
For what purpose? Also name

Women with fake tits are failures.

>user we're on a date and in public, why didn't you bring your Steam Deck and Nintendo Switch?

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Why are zoomers are so derivative
They just get shit from previous decades and call it their own.
Newsflash little retards, dressing like an 80s metalhead character from your favorite young adult drama doesn't make you a metal or rock or grunge music expert and doesn't take you to the 80s either. You're in a shitty decade stuck with trap and mumble rap, deal with it. Also emos were never cool. Make up your own shit.

milk truk

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L O N D O N

>he wouldn't love this get up
Gay your full of homosexal

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>he doesn't know

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