>I get no respect
>Went to Racoon City the other day and the zombies ran from me
I get no respect
Daniel Murphy
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Isaiah Turner
It's true, they were chasing Claire Redfield.
Nathaniel Campbell
shut the fuck up, retard
Josiah Kelly
lmao
Noah Campbell
>I tell ya folks I got it rough. Whoo boy I got it rough. Just the other night I told my son that I loved him, you know what he said?
>He said "Give me some space Dad or I'm calling the cops."
>Oh boy do I got it rough folks.
Luis Sullivan
>american "humour"
Henry Jenkins
>It ain't easy being me people, I tell ya!
>Went to my doctors office this morning, he asked me how I was feeling
>I tells em, I says "Doctor, I'm forty pounds overweight, my wife is eighty pounds overweight, and my kids are literal blobs of fat and tissue rolling around consuming everything in their path. Do ya got something that could help me with that?"
>The doctor takes one look at me and says "I can give you a gun, but I don't know if your insurance will cover the bullets."
Ryder Thomas
Rodney Dangerfield is not, nor ever has been, funny.
Connor Bailey
But he is though. He's fucking hilarious.
t.Zoomer
Jacob Barnes
nice
Cooper Williams
No respect.
Landon Reed
Silence yourself, child. Adults are taking here.
Justin Carter
>those zombies started getting close to my neighborhood
>we gotta do something about that
>some of them are blacks!
Asher Gonzalez
>You see, theres 2 types players in GTA
>theres causals
>and theres grievers
>causals just want to do missions to earn some money
>grievers just to fuck shit up!
>every lobby you go theres a griever
>hell, a griever cant keep a lobby full for 1 day!
>"Grand Opening, Grand Closing"
not my best
Adrian Reed
I've had a global filter on namefag for half a year, just don't interact with that retard.
Aaron Scott
>Ya wanna hear one of my poems?
>Alright, here's a good one.
>Peach and Bowser went up the hill, they each had a buck and a quarter.
>Peach came down and she had 2.50!
>The fucking whore.
>Little boy Link?
>He needed da rupees, OH!
Liam Richardson
this guy was never funny
Landon Bailey
I tell ya, user gives me no respect.
Jeremiah Morales
Whos your favorite comedian then, tough guy?
Adam Martinez
NO
FUCKING
RESPECT
Chase Rivera
>and you know they all were bolstering and hollering some non sense no one can understand. At least the zombies can say something coherent like brains!
Oliver Cook
>dressing as a woman is LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING EVER
>fast forward a half generation later and we have a gigantic homosexual problem
Sure thing bong.
Jordan Brown
James Johnson
>hickory dickor dock
>andrew dice gay sucks fat cocks
Brandon James
>Tree blind anons, look how they run
>Where the fuck are they going?
Aiden Williams
>So a friend of mine talked me bout this new game where you could murder people, fuck whores, clean the hood, you know... It's called GTA, Grand Theft Auto
>...It's about black people
>So you start the game, you're this nigga going back home from a long trip, and you find out your brother Brian was murdered with your mom, they were shot to death by some rival gang.
>I thought they got the black people setting pretty well, but then I thought... Brian?
>Seriously? I never seen a nigga named Brian in my entire life