ESA Summer 2022

You will never be this chill edition

Stream 1
Now: Ratchet & Clank: Into The Nexus
Next: Hitman: Blood Money
Later: Titanfall 2

Stream 2
Now: Hotel Mario
Next: Alba: A Wildlife Adventure

Main stream: twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: esamarathon.com/schedule

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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I prefer calmer comfier runs

Fuck niggertastic

Goodnight sirs!

Hotel Mario looks like a decently fun game, why do people hate it?

mama mia
mama, mia
me a, mama
is mario trans

When nonautistic megaman run?

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spaghetti

We gotta save the princess!

And YOU gotta help, Any Forums!

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Hotel Mario kinda pathetic without the cutscenes

Stream1 chads own this board

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this game looks traaaaaaaaash

>utter dogshit meme game

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FUCK that megaman run

hotel mario

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Cood & Fooking

For me, it's the McChicken. The ultimate fast food sandwich.

Really /ck/ wasn't ready for all that spaghetti

what stream are we watching Any Forumsros?

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>Any Forums - Video Games

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You wouldn't.

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she's checking out the goods

nice

migged and checkem

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>they pinch back when you pinch them
>not when there's smoke
MY LIFE HAS BEEN A COMPLETE LIE

Damn Mario looks like that?

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I wouldn't

she's craving the mcnuggies

im still on hotel mario, haven't looked on the other stream yet, im not feelin it tho

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Mama mia I migrated!

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What run was this again? I remember it was a great one but can't remember the game.

If it was just a coin op arcade game, I don't think anyone would mind it. It's just the animated cutscenes, this being an unofficial, yet official Mario game, and also being stuck on CD-i that are not doing it any favors.

BASED stream 1 audience

damn boi he thicc af

I wanna mama mia those tits if you know what I mean

oh, other stream is ratchet and clank, imma SWOOOTCH

what the fuck was that screech

Nice dump truck

Ratched on stream 1

Is someone getting murdered?

Yep switch time

How long until Ja/ck/ does a food-poisoning% speedrun of life?

>They pulled me in to run this two hours ago and I haven't played it in nearly a year
Oh boy

just some stream 3 echo

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How drunk is that screaming audience member i nstream 1?

It was a first person jump on walls where you die in 1 hit
Don't remember the game though but it was on the last GDQ

Not too fond of NG+ runs. At least the 30min estimate seems sensible.

>Xem up next
This guy gives me serious groomer vibes. Especially after his run at GDQ where he invited everyone up to his room in the post-run interview.

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>ratchet and clank
>15 minutes
Lol wut
>ng+
Fuck off

Mario. It's time

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>I can't stop myself from audibly moaning

This shit is gonna get lewd

WHERE THERE'S SMOKE

They pinch back.

How is he supposed to get out?

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THIS IS IT, LUIGI

What happened with Golden Sun? Everyone sleeping?

how is he gonna get out? his run's up next!

That's some obvious vote stuffing on the newest one

*awkward silence*
THERE'S FAYAH

he would have to eat all the eggs

>people can't make this at home

Next two runs should be good, it's Xem and thekotti.

Same, for me there's a difference between fun allowed and just yelling all the time, that's not even GDQ-tier fun. It didn't feel genuine like the eye toy run, ir awkward and then gaining traction like the ETS-run.

It's the only thing I don't like about this years ESA: The sheer amount of meme categories, exhibitions, crowd control runs and stuff like this. Two or three the whole event to spice things up, sure, but it feels that every single day no prime time potentially good runs get memed to death by lol crowd control exhibition $25% whatever.

We've been on a pretty great streak today.

soul

>avoiding the kisses and hearts
Hotel Mario, the first Volcel simulator?

Could you remove the t slur? It's kinda offensive

naughty dog hasnt made a single good game since 1985

Anyone else just waiting for Hitman?

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He can't.

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Why is the estimate an hour when he's already at the last hotel?

I appreciate that he didn't touch the food with his hands like all the other webms

no but thanks for asking

Hitman and Titanfall kino

The creepy cut scenes

why would he want to?

Same, speedbro, same

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Haven't seen Kotti run a Hitman for some time, so yeah.

>some people genuinely disliked the run because it was 1:45 of extremely loud yelling by an american and a scot
>hurr durr i'm gonna rate it SSS to own the anons
>people vote ZZZ in retaliation
in the end, it sorts itself out. the Super Mario 3D Land run from AGDQ was the same thing: except it ended up being rated as the best run of the marathon despite people voting Z.

All of them?

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This is more of a showcase than a speedrun.
I think he is going to show some more cutscenes and bonuses.

Me but I'm not gonna make it

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Best way to get an early estimate.

kino

Are all the good runs already over?

What would he need to do that for? He has all a man requires.

Why is he doing this?

Stop trying to justify yourself user.

there was a final fantasy run with a tranny this morning or noon. where is that on this chart? I see no final fantasy with an asterisk.

yeah i'm looking forward to seeing kotti again

Does anyone else hear a coin noise on the Hotel Mario stream?

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