How did dante get so ripped from a diet consisting solely of pizza and strawberry sundaes?

How did dante get so ripped from a diet consisting solely of pizza and strawberry sundaes?

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Demon metabolisms are like being on roids all day, everyday

Demon genes, man
Also I do not like this shirtless mod it does not mesh well with his face

>amulet with sparda.
Well, it also happened in DMC1 which is still a major continuity error.

Is there a shirtless mod for Nero as well?

im not gay but i would let dmc 5 dante do things to my butt

Why is he fucking barrel chested?

Lots of exercise wailing on mindless sandbags.

He's not some twink zoomer.

My favourite part about Dante is that he has chronic depression and he eats his feelings. It's something a lot of people tend to forget.


Hey what's Vergil's favourite food?

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considering how close virgil was with dante
I wouldnt be surpised if they had the same taste

Except they still have drastic differences like Vergil likes anchovy and Dante doesn't.

ice cream is good for you

I know it'll never be canon but lady and dante deserve to be happy together fuck you itsuno

trish would make the better offspring considering shes full demon. I bet she lets him call him mommy in the sack too.

>He doesn't know Verdy will be the canon pair in DMC6

>and he eats his feelings
he's a straight up alcoholic past 3.

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Dante is still a twink, whoever made this mod is on some headcanon shit

>better offspring considering shes full demon
Dmc runs on feels over reals, it doesn't matter how much demon blood you got.

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>demon genes
>he has to look good and give him six pack
why devs lack of creative vision

Itsuno fucked every shipper with 5, they made Lady irrelevant and a whore and Dante is just a murderhobo with a boner for Vergil.

Neryrie chads stay winning.

I had no idea the reason Dante is always broke is not because of bad spending habits or due to laziness, but because he sends all his money to his deceased buddy's daughters.

people on roids get fat every day

Isn't this a mod? His in game model doesn't look anything like the muscle daddy Dante in 4