I wanna cum in almalexia!
ALMSIVI
Jonathan Watson
Jaxon Carter
I can fix her.
Bentley Clark
I get bored of Tribunal expansion way before reaching her
Benjamin Rogers
Alexander Martinez
I like how an expansion made almost 20 years ago now solved the problem of having artifacts you don't want by being able to donate them to a museum, and then said problem was present in basically every game in the series afterwards
Gavin Perez
Serious lore question:
Who was fucking who before Nerevar died?
Anthony Flores
Nerevar was fucking Almalexia
Vivec was swinging his milk spear wherever he pleased, but his bussy(female(male)) was reserved for Molag Bal, King of Rape(consensual)
Sotha Sil was jerking off over his cogs
Dagoth Ur was fucking his own soul (the consequences of this would be profound)
Aiden Ortiz
kek
Logan Bailey
>Fuck the king of rape consensually
>Acquire CHIM
Fucking shroom trip lore
John Turner
What do I do with her huge-ass soul?
Joseph Cox
Why was Tribunal written in such worse fashion than the main game? It had some nice ideas, but the implementation and writting itself were terrible.
Leo Mitchell
Imagine being Vivec and giving birth to an aspect of yourself then biting your own dick off and using it to banish Azura with an orgasm in a public court of law.
Ryan James
Use it to enchant a petty trinket with a useless enchantment, then cast it into the sea to be forgotten
Jaxon Diaz
yep, it's hindu-inspired lore time
Leo White
>Imagine being Vivec
I lack the spiritual knowledge or drugs required to even try such a thing
Oliver Thomas
What color are Chimer Nipples?
Hudson Long
Everyone was fucking Almalexia and Nerevar didn't know. Nerevar wasn't fucking Vivec and that was the source of infinite seethe for the later, so much so that his every action has been in response to this fact, or else designed to correct it. Vivec's perfect ending for himself is turning into a woman and becoming Nerevar's eternal lover locked in embrace forever in Amaranth.
Noah Jackson
golden brown, like a perfectly baked cinnamon bun
Ayden Green
Welp. Gonna go make some glaze for it then.
Jace James
Vivec, Sotha Sil and Nerevar already came inside her canonically
Juan Howard
According to Vivec he totally didn't enjoy it and it was mostly Sotha Sil, but like everything else in the 36 Lessons it's a big fat apology and self-justification to Nerevar in addition to trying to teach him CHIM, so who knows how honest that is.
Cameron Rivera
Sex questions about lore.
Yep it is an MK thread. Glad they got rid of that juvenile writer.
Charles Baker
>he still listens to anything the tribunal says