You do clean your controllers, right?

You do clean your controllers, right?

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of course, it's free snacks

I'm not the only one that eats that shit right?

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I just buy new ones.

nah, my controller has been accumulating gamer gunk

I pick my nose and eat it.

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Instead of poking at the seams, just open the fucker up. You'll see some shit.

nah my vacuum cleaner eat that too

>years old sweat, dirt, cum, dead skin flakes, cheeto dust, mountain dew droplets
>snacks
jesus christ user at least have an ounce of dignity

all the time

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I mean, with dualshocks that makes sense lol.

No. Why would I?

it's all the same biomass

>>years old sweat, dirt, cum, dead skin flakes, cheeto dust, mountain dew droplets

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Often. The Switch Pro controller is the worst offender, because the sticks have these little lips on top that get shit stuck under them all the fucking time. I genuinely have to clean it like once a week, what the fuck is this design?

I clean my dualsense before returning it for a replacement every couple of months due to the sticks crapping out from normal use. I like the controller, but I'm pretty much paying a subscription fee for it now.

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I also do these in addition to eating my own shit in the shower
I've never gotten sick in decades

>eating my own shit in the shower
Gross, bro, you're supposed to stomp it down the drain.

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Same but I also eat my own skin flakes, the gunk that accumulates underneath my ear, and my own cum and piss. I also get sick all the time.

>dirt, cum, cheeto dust, mountain dew droplets
why are these on your controller user

>All the shit under my toenails
>Blackheads
>Scabs

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Is a toothpick really the best way to scrape that out?

And release the spiders? Are you insane?!

Don’t use compressed air on your phone speakers. Mine are fucked up now

>tfw acne, had it since I was about 16
>pretty sure it's because I drink so much milk
>sometimes pick at it, rub off very small yellow or amber 'crystals'
>it's basically just hardened pus
>curiosity got the better of me and I tasted it, doesn't even taste of anything yet I've done it more than once

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Same. I make a mix of it along with finger nails.
bon a petite

I was hoping for at least a gif and you disappointed me.

What's wrong with you fucks?

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Bone Apple tea

Time to post the original, since you reddit frog trannies won't

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I don't for fear of what I might find and the knowledge I'll gain

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I even wash my hands. That's crazy, I know.

Thank God I got this controller. I've used it for months and still no drifting

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>2015
lol fucking grandpa

No

>Eats it

Fucking white subhumans

Is that the magnetic sticks controller?

I wash my hands before using them and give them a light cleaning every other week. In the event other people use my controllers, I have asked them to wash their hands. People act like this is an enormous inconvenience so now I just wipe it with a damp cloth afterward when no one is looking.