Play Control or she's gonna pull the trigger

Shes more of a woman than you two will ever be

She’s got balls of steel

Do it, join the 41%.

Still waiting for my Control machine.

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Too many cubes

Everything about the game that had nothing to do with the main character. Whatever the fuck her name was easly the worst part of the game

shitposting thread, but Control was a good game

Based Steamdeck shill

hi nuRemedy employee

Ovaries are basically ball shaped so it checks out.

I thought this game was pretty mediocre besides the graphics, the powers stuff has been done better in PS2 games like Second Sight.

Dropped the moment I saw how the mc looked, lmao.
Imagine palying games with unattractive characters

I did, it was a very enjoyable game. It suited a dark time in my life as well

I wish Remedy would stop with the scifi bullshit and go back to more grounded games like MP

It was mediocre. The gameplay was was mostly unexciting and the rest of game had that retarded "cinematic" bullshit atmosphere. Plus it felt like it was written by a young female.
I'm still wondering what demographic this game was marketed towards, probably the same group that read/watched The Hunger Games.

The problem has never been the actress who served as a model.

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lol wtf?

Nah she's pretty hot compared to shit like this.

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It was a good game user ignore the haters.

looks like John Cena

already am
I love the aesthetic, it makes the horrid MC bareable

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Farming for ressources really sunks in the game and feels so tacked on

>flat as a rock
>no butt
>super muscular
>huge forehead
>sunken cheekbones

Either a man or a highly andro cavewoman. It's kinda fucked that I'm attracted to her. Please don't judge.

Meh, the only cool thing about it was causing havoc with your pulse power or whatever it was. Aside the physic objects flying around, it left a decent decal on the ground that made you feel you actually blasted shit from your hands.

Can a woman be considered handsome?
Is that a thing?

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You're a chaser. Nothing wrong with that, just be clean about it.

I have played Control so she can pull the trigger for all I care because the gun is fucking useless.
Lobbing fire extinguishers and shit around was fun though.

>game based on SCP lore

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You don't understand what that word even means

Why would I wanna be women? and if you are ugly guy then you would be ugly women.

manface

Are there any mods to make her less ugly?