Why are metroid game so shit?

Why are metroid game so shit?

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Because your taste is shit

>nipples poking through with a hint of color

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the developers and fans are convinced you have to make the exploration unfun or else it's not a good game meanwhile sega has been doing it right since before metroid 2 was ever shat out.

BBC Queen.

I am forgotten

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Sex! Sex! Sex!

Okay I've seen this type of thread before. Just post it.

The perfect woman for a certain thing.

based

>that spade
Subtle

built for space pirates

Built for BBC

This. Garbage series.

Good morning, America

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>why do i have shit taste in videogames
im sorry youre braindamaged

Morning

I don't see shit.

Not as shit as your stale as fuck spam pisscord trannies. Correct your worthless boomer parents' mistake already you long overdue abortions.

I wish that was me, getting my ass remodeled