ITT: Characters that are literally you.
ITT: Characters that are literally you
Joseph Johnson
Christian Lewis
my condolences
Eli Johnson
I honestly cant imagine being fat how do you fucks do it?
Noah Nelson
Gabriel Parker
keep eating till you make it
Dominic Murphy
It's mainly genetics but slims need something to feel good about so they think they're skinny by their "hard work" alone
Angel Morris
Tyler Myers
Austin Roberts
Lose some weight, fatty
Parker Roberts
>genetics
american genes
Owen Ortiz
shut up, cartman
Jack Lopez
I'm skinny because of my undying hatred of nutrias in Louisiana
Tyler Phillips
>slimjimmies already rustled
Nathaniel Brooks
Not even the most alpha gigachad denies that genetics affects the speed of your metabolism.
But unless you have a rare medical condition, even someone with a slow metabolism can lose weight if they actually put some effort into it.
John Foster
>It's mainly genetics
Hunter Collins
YOU SHOULD PUNCH A FUCKING HOLE IN IT
Cameron Cook
GIWTWM
Carson Green
haha fatty
Jason Rivera
They hated him, because he told them the truth.
>source: ate like shit since early teens (talking fast food almost every day), never got fat
Asher Jones
Jordan Perry
I saved this funny little frog on my computer because of how much it reminded me of myself.
Leo Brown
To become an actual fat shit you need to
>be mostly sedentary in your lifestyle, literally couch potato every day
>eat fast food and confectionery every single day, and a good amount of it, like 2 McDonald's meal a day and a couple packets of Maltesers
>have slow metabolism
>be short
It's actually difficult to become fat before the age of 40 unless you're REALLY fucking up. People overestimate how much is needed.
Jayden Ward
Stop making excuses fatass. That disgusting body of yours is your own fault.
Ian Fisher
Landon Watson