ESA Summer 2022

This is ESA orange.

Stream 1
Now: Obama
Next: Silent Hill 4
Later: NieR Replicant

Main stream: twitch.tv/esamarathon
Schedule: esamarathon.com/schedule

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Clear?

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Obamachads we did it

Where's obama

>Verified Accounts Only Chat
has it always been like that?

WHERE'S THE FUCKING STREAM 3 LINK REEEEEEEEEEEE

hold G to dance

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>over estimate
Fucking how

IM A HEADBANGA

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>more delays
who's getting the rope now?

He had to get down once one donation yelled NI-

SAY IT
WITH
ME

bosses scaled to 99 or however many players

Obama

NO
ONE
GIVES A FUCK

>shitpost game
>OVERESTIMATE
Yeah this is based*.
*(based on mental retardation)

You can't handle stream 3.
It's too powerful for beasts, let alone for weak humans like you.

I see that the chokeblock isn't over yet.

thanks obama

>Went to family dinner when OoS was starting
>Come back
>Obama
>1 player has been breakdancing for 15 minutes
>I can't tell what the other player is doing
>Allegedly bitcoin miner that fried an user's GPU disguised as a multiplayer speedrun
>Overestimate
What the hell is actually happening?

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i immigrated!

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THANKS OBAMA

By the power of indie game servers/coding combined with what said, so it's one or two of the runners along with a bunch of randos that have never speedran the game before.

>pronoun shit
remember when ESA was the non pozzed marathon?

I posted in the wrong thread

A good time

I can't believe Obama was over estimate with his presidency and left the White House minutes late

I get that the left idolizes Obama, but are they seriously that obsessed that they are naming a shallow fantasy game after him? If it was actually related to politics or some kind of shitpost that would make sense, but this has nothing to do with Obama himself other than liberal obsession to him. Besides being black the man accomplished nothing positive or lasting in his administration.

nooooo you can't go over the heckin estimate the schedule needs to be preserved!!!

looks like obama is going for a second term

touch grass

>all this magipoka posting
aniki-tan thats fucking you isn't it? holy fuck
you ever fuck your brother?

game is janky as fuck, you can hold G and dance while moving and sometimes just slide into the floor

leave now mutt

what's the sequel's name?

Where is ratings user? I need to know what runs are good

the asspain over obamacare is the gift that keeps on giving

sensible chuckle

Meds.

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Anyone got in? Who the fuck is using niggerfucker lol

Rate this run!

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Why did they make the Obama run a complete mess? Are they trying to say something about his presidency?

RATE THE RUN

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SSS from personal involvement, spent the entire time teamkilling people and punted runner at one point

F
headache material

Why is this still going

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I missed it

ZZZ

C-

RATE THE TERM!

F

D-

A, glorius clusterfuck

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B- for Average

B for O(B)ama

D, actual trainwreck but at least some anons got in

BOO GET OFF THE STAGE

USA

Touch an adult that is 18+ you Predditor

ZZZ
shitty meme run
Over estimate

S because I got to be in the run

N

B

B
Cute idea

Run: C
President: F

B for oBama

F

D

Actual run was B, had cool physics stuff I think
Free for all part was C
So B-

F

F

C tier trainwreck

S

°_°7

C, sorta whatever. Trying to join the lobby hosted on a raspberry pi was amusing for a bit. Tried to get in to shill Gurumin for ESA.

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B

44/0
So Z

B
Was pretty fun
Hekblock overall was pretty great this year

C-
Nothing really happened

>couldn't join
>kept trying
>got into the copycat's game
>played a bit
>UNITY FATAL ERROR
soul

F

B for the actual run and only 8 minutes.

Why is he still saluting?

B for oBama. It was stupid fun, but it also went overestimate and melted some anons' CPUs.

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>Any% Easy
yawn

D took too fuckin long

at least you got to play, my game didn't even launch

For our troops in Iraq

>turn on stream
>140p sweet child of mine playing

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>people installing Unity indieshit games without capping the framerate
Amateur mistake, hope you guys learned that lesson now.

S
my game crashed after they closed server

A

SOVL

C boring as fuck

hekathon.com/skits
>1st video is a result with GODLESS NIGHTS

streamable.com/xcll9z

>Steering wheel
Real shit?

hekathon.com/skits

same. He got me on the stupid elevator up to the bird boss but I killed him in the room after that
Tried to TK as much as possible the whole run

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I actually thought I was having an aneurysm until I checked the ad that was playing.

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interview*

>140p
>audio
YOURE FUCKING RETARDED

Seeing just a bunch of people come together to be silly and screw around and it not being some paint-by-numbers corporate type "fun" like from GDQ puts a smile on my face no matter how sub-par the runs really were

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dark plum

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Thanks Obama

Aight, pretty based

Now draw her smiling

on the bridge at the final area i kept punting people off into the lava lol. amazing