Hylians are elves

Hylians are elves.

You can call them magical humans with pointed ears, and I will simply say that is how you describe almost any elf.

So fuck you.

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im not a dwarf so i dont really care

elves are just humans with pointy ears
I dont really get why they're such a big deal

Because elves are lame and gay.

Because elves are really cool.

Because elves are built for sex

>elves are just humans with pointy ears
Wrong, elves have a divine nature.

if anything hylians are very clearly a half elf half dwarf race, they vary a greal deal between tall and short stocky bodied and have random lengths of ears between short round ones and long elven ones

The people with rounded ears aren't Hylians, they're Hyrulean humans. The long ears are a unique trait to Hylians which let them hear the voices of the gods because they're a divine race.

yeah but only those with dark skin, large tits, maid outfits and glasses!

elves have long lifespans, humans and hylians don't

So hylian gods are racists?

Elves don't shit, though

No, Kokiri are elves. The Royal Bloodline has ties to the Kokiri.

>he doesn't know

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Hylians are just humans with a closer connection to the gods. They are referenced as humans in the games, and round-eared "normal" humans have been phased out. The Gerudo once filled this role but they're pointy eared fucks now too. Accept that every mildly unique facet of Zelda lore has been washed away and it is not the absolute bottom of the barrel bland shit possible.

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nothing wrong with Elves

Humans Hylians, Gerudo, etc are humans
Kokiri are sone kind of elves
Gorons are dwarves
And Zora are fish people
Simple as

:D

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>Kokiri are sone kind of elves
Kokiri are fairies. The little elf kid form is just the way they're presenting themselves. Walk far away from them and the kid bodies become invisible and you can only see their partner fairy. It has nothing to do with draw distance either because that doesn't happen to any other kind of npc.

They are some kind of spirit but not a fairy.

That's so vague and like in Zelda it means nothing in practice.

>simple as
Opinion discarded disregarded and disrespected. Drink another soilent faggot .

>glasses
Why are glasses so fucking sexy bros? It's literally advertising that you have bad genes but goddamn they make my dick diamonds

I love bimbo elves then

>Gerudo once filled this role but they're pointy eared fucks now too.
Isn't it possible they became that way from breeding with hylian men so much?