ENTERS AREA WITH LOLLIPOP IN MOUTH

Yep, I'm thinking kino.

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Pretty based. Can't wait for 3.

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>that fucking wink
God I hope Bayo in 3 will be like she is in 1 and 2. Having "Nero" is concerning because is that dyke eats up half of Bayo's screentime I'm gonna be pissed

>BREAKS DOOR AFTER A CRAPPY QTE
GOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSS
>GREEK CHANT INTENSIFIES
HADES AWAITS YOU
>MASHES SQUARE AGAINST ZOMBIES
GRAAAAAAAAAAAH
>ADDS TRIANGLE MASHING TO MIX THINGS UP
MY VENGEANCE BEGINS NOW
>DOES SHITTY QTE TO PULL A SWITCH
I AM THE GOD OF WAR
>SOLVES BLOCK PUZZLE MADE FOR TODDLERS
SPARTAAAANS
>FUCKS WHORES IN ANOTHER CRAPPY QTE
Gods of olympus have abandoned me....
>DIES IN A SHITTY PLATFORMING SEGMENT
AAAAGHHHHH

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name literally one review
hard mode: no kotaku

fpbp and based.

Yeah and I like it

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Short hair - best hair btw

Bayonetta's style and humor lays it on way too thick and it genuinely just gets tiresome after a while. It's like you're watching a Michael Bay film where the word "too much" is worn like a badge of honor.

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>Gets a stone award

I am not going to buy Bayonetta 3 because Bayo is ugly now and they recast her voice actress.

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OH, WHAT A DAY

Bayonetta is unironically maybe the best fictional character of her decade.

Easily one of the best female characters of all time.

Bayonetta has way better aesthetics and music than DMC
it's a shame Bayonetta gets stuck on tablet graphics while the game with generic teenage angst metal aesthetics gets high end graphics

Bayonetta is so fucking based. She and her series is beacon of light in the darkness of the current era

That's because the party is simply too cuhrayzee. Get fucked.

Sega*

>chainsaws for magic ammo
>shoots epic Arachnotron™ weakpoint after lining up shot for 5 seconds while dashing side to side because pro Quake™ skills
>retarded door opening cutscene plays
>"Mhmm....rip and tear.. looks like the Hell Priest™ is nearby.. I will rip and tear because I am the ancient Doom Slaya™
>"Come on, Vega™"
>follows Skyrim™ compass
>Picks up 10 epic fanfiction-tier lore dumps about how badass the Slaya™ is on the way
>Door locks behind the Slaya™ and demons appear
>cacophony of retarded monster noises while the fart synth kicks into action
>chainsaws for magic ammo
>"Rip and tear" WUBWUBWUBBWAMBWAMDUUUUUNUUUUNUUHHHNHUHHH *Uses Flame Belch™ on a deliberately spawned group of Possessed™ and they become Staggered™, does a badass Heat Blast™ and Armor Shards™ fly into the Slaya™'s face*
>chainsaws for magic ammo
>switches weapons 75 times
>dashes aimlessly waiting for a Possessed™ to spawn
>chainsaws for magic ammo
>swings on monkey bars
>performs impse
>250 arena laps and 150 chainsaw uses later the Slaya™ is victorious
>Mhmm.. The Hell Priest™ is not here.. Better tell Samuel Hayden™ about this
>"Come on, Vega™"
>Walks two meters and Alien Queen™ appears in an epic cutscene
>"You will not defeat me, Slaya™, I am the Emperor of the Universe and you are nothing but a Usurper™, the Kar En Kuk™ Council of Elder Alien Space Sentinel Argent D' Nur™ has banished you from the alien kingdom and I will defeat you!"
>Cut to black and level ends before epic boss fight so player can process how epic this is and maybe make a Reddit™ post about it before carrying on
>DUNDUNDUNBWAMBWAMBWAM Mick Gordon farting BAM BAM BAM 50 ACTION POINTS 5 CRUCIBLE CREDIT SENTINEL SHIP ARGENT RECEIVED

So is Lara Croft.

youtu.be/bUAtX8Ox7eI
>Starts doing some cringe dance
>"AVOCADO!"
What did she mean by that?

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! IT'S WHAT YOUVE BEEN WAITING FOR...
ANGEL ATTACK!!!

Based. too bad Bayo3 caved in to pressure and normalfag sensibilities and watered everything down.
>Bayonetta looks like a tranny now
>troon-looking side-characters
>shitty Nero clone that plays like a shitty Virgil clone
>tone down sexual parts to appeal to people that hate bayonetta

The darkness of night falls around my soul
And the hunter within loses control
Gotta let it out, gotta let it out

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>Bayonetta looks like a tranny now
Genuinelly mind broken. There is nothing in her design that looks tranny
>troon-looking side-characters
What
>tone down sexual parts to appeal to people that hate bayonetta
Nothing has been tonned down. The nudity is fully on the game
Disingenuous ass retards I swear lmao. Why do you pretend you like the series when you make it so obvious you just want to blindly shit on the game?

>"too much" is worn like a badge of honor
But that is quite literally what makes Bayonetta so special. Kamiya just went all in with tongue-in-cheek humor.

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There's going to be an implied pegging scene in Bayo3

I just don't get why the people on this board would rather hate playing video games than actually playing video games. Like it's a competition to see who's the most cynical and jaded.

FUCK

youtube.com/watch?v=sXhhdNL05sY
>best song in the entire fucking series
>only plays twice in the second game, one time during a brief qte
WHY

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We need a version of this for every hack n slash