As a coomer, I'd fall for it.
As a coomer, I'd fall for it
Adrian Gomez
Dylan Perez
I got coerced by a prostitute to buy her €185 champagne before the sex. So yeah I’d be easy pickings
Camden Gomez
Why would you admit to being a simp coomer
Ethan Gonzalez
Well you've showcased how pathetic you are by hiring a prostitute
John Sanders
I want to fuck the mimic prisoner lady!
Joshua Smith
>adventurer
>No weapons or gear on him
He deserved to die. Even if he was a spellcaster.
John Richardson
I kept losing my erection too. Not a great first time
Nathaniel Wright
Did she also make you keep your pants on and wear a bag over your head? That’s one based hooker.
Caleb Sanchez
>he never played shadowgate
Isaiah Garcia
>click on anything
>die
Yea sounds about right.
Jason Allen
NTA, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with hiring a prostitute. If you want sex and you want sex NOW, it's the absolute best way.
Don't give me that shit about using tinder or going to a bar. You always pay for convenience, that's the way of the world.
You can belittle people all you want, that doesn't change these facts.
Alexander Bennett
Wow it's like I am looking at a real woman
Samuel Powell
>look at mimic
>get eaten
John Gray
He is a puglist
Asher Rogers
No. Other than the price she was pretty accommodating. I don’t let it bother me; it was an experience and I learned a couple important lessons: one, brothels are overpriced and never bother going to one(just hire escorts or something), Make sure the bitch pulls back your foreskin if she puts the condom on otherwise it’ll barely feel like anything, kissing doesn’t feel as good as I thought it would be. Gonna give whoremongering another chance with my new found confidence—I feel like this is a new chapter of my life. I feel weirdly hopeful after having awful and over priced sex in a whore house while on holiday. I liked that she was tall though, I feel like that redeemed much of it
Jaxon Peterson
Gavin Russell
What am I even looking at?
Nathan Wood
>woman mimic dies if you call it a mimic
Kevin Ortiz
>jerk off for 8 hours yesterday
>dick still swollen and hurts
fuck I'm only 30, I don't want to get old coomerbros
Jonathan Young
John Brown
By that logic buying a game with Denuvo in the release day because you want to play NOW is the best choice.
Landon Garcia
Me in your mom's Vagina
>*dabs
Jaxon Edwards
do your dopamine receptors even work after so long?
Elijah Rogers
NOPEs ufo is a vore monster.
Daniel Baker
Obsessed
Lucas Smith
whiiirrrrrrr: the motion picture
Andrew Brooks
Nope
I crack them before they even release;)
Christian Young
>not soul shielding
ngmi
Lucas Reed
Amazing chest ahead
Carter Young
No, by the logic established: you just play a different game.
Camden Barnes
how do I know?
Easton Morris
remove the last panel to fix it
Colton Bell
>not questioning why a mimic chest and a hot lady is locked in the same room
>not noticing the magic sparkly effects around her giving away the trickery
he had it coming
Jordan Sanders
Look Any Forums, I found a mimic for your taste in video games!
Nathan Thompson
Tell me your secrets.
I'm only 24 and my dick has absolutely and completely given up. I'm talking 'asexual' levels of giving up.
Owen Long
Not all of them get a crack on release and I want to play it NOW, it seems.
By that logic you just start dating gay men, faggot.