SIR GIDEON OFNIR
THE ALL KNOWING!!!!
SIR GIDEON OFNIR
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If he was so smart how come he's dead
>im all knowing
>but im gonna just keep reading these books constantly
Wouldn't he just revive like every other tarnished when you kill him? I don't get it
>Wouldn't he just revive like every other tarnished when you kill him?
yes but what does that have to do with anything.
there can be only one elden lord at a time and it was gonna be you, him or godfrey, so they both stood in your way and lost. that's all there is to it
HOARAH LOUX!
lol nerd
He knows because he reads
Visit your local library kids!
CHIEFTAIN OF THE BRAPLANDS
OOAHH
>"THE LOATHSOME..."
What was his name again?
THE LOATHESOME BRAP EATER
*orgasms* ARISE YE TARNISHED
RED LEADER, STANDING BY
SAY IT
SAY MY NAME
I love the opening because of this
George RR Martin
DOOKIE ENJOYER
this fucking narrator was the best part of this game
SIR GIDEON OFNIR THE LOOOOATHSOME DUNG EATER
I feel like unlike the undead or hunters of the dream the Tarnished just sort of stay dead when they're killed. The protagonist deaths aren't canon.
>all these people listed in the opening scene
>they are all basically irrelevant to the plot
I've already forgotten what part he played in the game. He was the grumpy grandpa that was good for nothing from start to end
So, what exactly was his end-goal if he had just given up then? Why bother trying to stop the player if he thinks their efforts are futile anyhow?
THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER
>be Sir Gideon
>spend your life hunting knowledge
>die, be buried
>get resurrected
>wake up covered in ears
What did they mean by this?
So was everyone in the intro eligible to become elden lord?
AND OF COURSE...
>When they bury me, make sure they bury me with all of the ears.
>ALL of the ears, sir?
>All of them.
He drops some lore on the demigods and trades a few spells in exchange for finishing optional bosses. His only really cool moment is dunking on Seluvis, but that's mitigated by the fact that he doesn't give a shit if you choose the other option and poison his stepdaughter instead.
SEPHIROT
>lists gods, tarnished, and completely irrelevant npcs seemingly at random
i don't get this intro. may as well go
>MASTER HEWG, GUY WHO MAKES UPGRADES YOUR WEAPONS, I DOUBT YOU COULD EVEN IMAGINE IT
But does he know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
>ahh, I knew you'd come
FIA, THE DEATHBED COOMPANION
>AND WHO COULD FORGET, BOC THE SEAMSTER
>MELINA, YOUR FUTURE FINGER MAIDEN (BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YET)