Whats with the cringe dialogue in these fucking games?
>It's him....! The Pilot with the grease smudge on the left landing gear!!!!
>Huh!? The Ukotanbalkinaorussian Ace!? Here!?
>It's been fun....heh. Time to end this.....
Whats with the cringe dialogue in these fucking games?
Jonathan Gonzalez
Owen Sanders
and yet I still love it
Gabriel Hill
kino
Logan Green
It's fun and you know it
Landon Sanchez
DCSchizo be like: fly in a straight line for 42 minutes, shoot once, objective complete, RTB. Kinooo
Wyatt White
its japanese, thats how they talk for some reason
Zachary Rogers
>Down another one, Viceroy? You're on fire out there!
>Gimme a break!
>Glad to have some fresh talent on the squad!
>Gimme a break!
>I could really shine....if I had some squadmates that wouldn't hold me back!
Christopher Johnson
it can't be helped...
Grayson Lewis
It's a world much like our own, but with less tolerances for realism. It's fun. It reminds me of mecha anime.
Ayden Reyes
...
Wyatt Gray
real life military flying be like: 30 minutes to start up both engines and troubleshoot anything on the spot, shoot missiles beyond visual range, objective complete, crash RTB because some fucker in intermediate-level engine maintenance forgot to twerk bolt the safety wire cap on your engine properly (with QA looking over his shoulder), die of hypoxia on the way down because you like to huff liquid oxygen
Hunter Ortiz
>What do you have to show for yourself, merc? Blood? Gold? A broken throne? I will bury you so completely, the earth will turn over a thousand times before your body is dug up.
Zachary Miller
>the earth will turn over a thousand times before your body is dug up.
That's only, like, three years
Michael Peterson
Diplomat shutting him down is one of the best dialogues in the game.
Gavin Turner
It's silly fun. You couldn't really do the same thing with soldiers or tanks or race cars, not really. It's the usual Nameless Faceless Soldier Man Saves the Day* story but with wings and goofy characters instead of moping and eating raw eggs or whatever.
*saving the day not guaranteed
Carter Miller
i never thought about that but it isn't the only time one of his fancy metaphors is actually stupid
Lincoln Wood
Unless he means years, for earth's orbit
Joseph Parker
>race cars
I see you haven't heard of my man, Mr Ryan Cooper
Connor Gonzalez
>Flying to objective
>SAM fires from deadzone angle on the ground
>Don't detect the missile until it's right on the aircraft
>Get filled with shreddi confeddi
Or
>Fly stupid low
>Get pegged by a MANPAD that costs less than 1% of the cost of your aircraft
Wow real life sure is fun
Nathan Evans
yeah okay buddy.. go dance with the angels!
Grayson Clark
For any confused Americans out there, Japanese is like theater, apply that to everything