ITT - Make Eminem verses to describe your favorite video game
ITT - Make Eminem verses to describe your favorite video game
>eceleb thread
fuck off
I hate rappers
Autism.
>being mad about eminemceleb
That's an awfully hot coffee pot
Last Eminem CD I bought was the Marshall Matters LP. I don't know any Eminem verses. Dear Duke I wrote you a letter but you ain't picking up the phone bada bing bada boom
I'll make a verse about these 2
ahem
MY PENIS IS THE SIZE OF A PEANUT HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
FUCK NO YOU AIN'T SEEN IT IT'S THE SIZE OF A PEANUT
>eminem
>eceleb
Bad bate but here's your (You)
Will the real slim shady please stand up
verse 2: bitches on my dick but these bitches aint shit, if i see a nigga talkin shit i will hit him with a stick (while playing videogames)
Eminem doesn’t use the n word
Chrono Trigger more like put rent a backhoe to bury a nigger.
>"Next time there won't be a next time, you don't get another chance. Life is no Nintendo game.”
>me: rapes even harder
Have you ever been baited while spending a pence?
I have. Ive been ruse by Japanese jews in every sense.
Standin' in line, time after time like a stupid bitch,
Little did I know there was no games for Nintendo Switch,
Listen to me and you'll see exactly what Im sayin'
They trick me every gen and now my joysticks started swayin'
I sorry Ninty....This is basically a Raspberry Pi and tonight, Im throwing it in my closet
yes he does
Have you ever been baited while spending a pence?
I have. Ive been ruse by Japanese jews in every sense.
Standin' in line, time after time like a stupid bitch,
Little did I know there was no games for Nintendo Switch,
Listen to me and you'll see exactly what Im sayin'
They trick me every gen and now my joysticks started swayin'
I sorry Ninty....This is basically a Raspberry Pi and tonight, Im throwing it in my closet
Who's the Eminem for kids today?
Do they have their generation representing rappers?
Topkek
No such thing. "Musicians" are 80% one hit wonders now. The 20% that aren't were already working from before youtube was a thing or somehow managed to claw their way through the bullshit and make a steady career for themselves.
Case in point: the absolute state of rap and hip hop now. Filled to the brim today with young [name]s, lil [name]s, with the exception of absolute lisa frank color vomit disasters like xxxtenasion or whatever the fuck he called himself before dying.
yes he does
WELCOME TO STRAAAANGER OF PARADISE, MY NAME IS JACK...! * ff1 combat theme remix starts*
Left 4 Dead
Your defense is weak
Fought Imps tougher than you
Good knight turned bad knight?
Good night for you
Surrender the Princess or surrender your life
I'm light speeds ahead of you, now bleed on my knife
That was a critical hit
Critics are thumbing in awe
Garland, you look like shit
Go home and cry to your ma
WELCOME TO STRAAAANGER OF PARADISE MY NAME IS JACK...! *ff1 battle theme remix starts*