Mediocre games

>Mediocre games
>But good fap bait

Why did nintendo make metroid?

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I really like this image of Samus

she's just a sex object

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Gay, the games are great. Get this porn bait off my boarf

I can't fap to Samus because she reminds me of the big sister I never had.

Stop shilling your store faggot

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>actually links it
every time

She's in a bulky robot suit for 98% of the first game.
Thay made her sexy so they could sell more while sticking to the spooky atmosphere.
A win win, really.

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Terrible thread. Kill yourself.

this thread deserves a save

Joshua "Ruggarell" Ulmer has to pay women to get them to touch his micropenis.

damn she's sexy as fuck, I'm gonna be honest here, the only reason I'm even slightly interested in Metroid is cause she's hot. I wouldn't ever play Metroid if Samus was some guy.

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Constructed...

Holy fucking based

these spades are getting more difficult to find by the day, had to use photoshop for this one

the absolute state of gamers. Have sex

....what spade?

I see it

Am I the only one?

I can't see it, and I saved it because I thought it was good art. Where is it?

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you saved it? you got cucked bro

WHERE IS IT

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