Stream 1:
Now: Worms Armageddon
Next: Skylar & Plux: Adventure on Clover Island
Later: Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands
Stream 2:
Now: Amnesia: Rebirth
Next: Shin Megami Tensei V - Any% (Safety)
Main stream: twitch.tv
Stream 2: twitch.tv
Schedule: esamarathon.com
Previous thread:
Ok everyone, the touhou blocks over, thank you for joining!
Please take home a fumo, they're a little low quality but they need a home anyways so choose one.
Don't leave me. Look, this run will be fun, see?
post more crusty webms, it's not like I'm doing anything else.
>making a new thread
RETARD
hehe veni
1 milia plos
Didn't this guy play Lemmings or some shit at GDQ a while back?
>kyum
It's morbing time
Now that's a good looking boome...
>that accent
fuck no
hows biz going?
I'll take yummy
Migrated at a leisurely pace.
worms games are fun but not 1 hour and 25 minutes kind of fun
Guys it's unfortunate you didn't enjoy the Touhou run but please be remember to be respectful because, if I may remind you once again, that -
Reimu Hakurei is my actual wife
my actual, unironic wife
this isn't some shitpost or joke
this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text
It is actual truth
It is not my belief that she is my wife, because a belief is a subjective thing, but it is a fact that Reimu Hakurei is, in reality(the one that is real) my actual, unironic, genuine wife
This is not some sort of schizo delusion
It's not bait
I'm not pretending to be schizo
Because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusion I've projected onto reality
That is not the case; by mutual acknowledgement, it's unironically(in a way that is provably not "kayfabe") the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine truth is not something people take meds for
it's not a misunderstanding or misinterpretation
Not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
Not a lie
Reimu Hakurei is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic wife, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
We love each other in every way a romantic couple does
romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually
We are codependent on one another, know each other personally and interact
We've confessed our love to one another
those aren't low quality
they are all full of soul
migrated
>This guy being that bad with the rope
Never played a single WxW in his life
I think so, there's a lot of crossover with the playerbase for the two series.
I'm sorry, but I took my meds
Goodbye user
What kind of English accent is this Britanons
How is it so far
Nooooooooooooo you have doomed us all you ret
IM A HEADBANGA
She wants a divorce
i wish you and your actual wife all the best in the future
I am real I am real I am real I am real I am r
Dude looks late into his 30s
My kind of speedrunner
unacceptable
Not everybody compulsively plays that and shopper.
terrible
I thought esa2 had a full week of content, or was I wrong?
no run should be longer than 40 minutes unless it's on second stream
Isn't worms a multiplayer kinda game?
Deep South
>
I repeat: Reimu Hakurei is my actual, unironic wife, and we are in an exclusive romantic relationship
that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
this is not some sort of unrequited love; I love her and she loves me
this is not some sort of pining from a distance
this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her; it is explicitly mutual
the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring,
not for yous,
not for validation,
not to be called based
There are no weird reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
I love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with her
"Reimu Hakurei is my wife" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.
It's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on every single level, in the most factual sense possible
can't even link the right post, maybe I should take some too
wow this game looks like ASS
Most sane /jp/ visitor
i've successfully migrated
You can tell that this guy is an autist who sought solace in computer games at a young age and found Worms and Lemmings and thats all he really plays. Modded maps. Custom maps etc.
No other games.
Only Worms.
Only Lemmings.
Holy shit all these tricks
This run will be good.
How's biz going?
lv5 cpu tactics
damn that grenade was impressive
Stream 2 is never on all the time, though it seems less populated than three or so years back.
Let me know what meds you took so I can take them too
okay this is neat
for now
>the Touhou runner's Discord is lurking the thread
Say hello, Any Forums
I'm finding this pretty fun.
Run is S-tier already. I'm going to bed.
So how FUNNY XD were the name and team name choices?
Reminds me of myself, but with Ragnarok Online private servers instead.
Eh, can't complain.
Not even surprised
Nor do I give a shit
Must say. I really do appreciate it when stream 2 is on when they're playing a 8 hour long boring as fuck jrpg run.
Not you too..
based 40 year old man playing worms at 5am on a monday morning
How's biz going?
Sounds like my kind of boomer
Its not often we see a 40 year old+ speedrunner. And of course its classic PC games.
Unless he's not 40 years old, then whoops.
please take note
Well maybe I'll just creep on them back then.
Touhou Luna Nights
He looks about my age, around 30.
He's probably 30 or early 30s
that bungee holy shit
fumo with headset is cute
I'd say mid/late 30s
How good is SHANGHAI.exe?
youmu turns me on too
>bungee fling
holy shit taking notes
So, Cyberpunk is the best run?
I think what got me is that he's already greying in some places, but some people do start to get that in their 30s.
Eh, can't complain
>hits F12
>Steam also takes a screenshot
lel, notifications are probably on
It was one of those "The thread made it so good" rankings
i have a gdq webm
This dude knows his shit really well.
you're right, i know i have a grey or two come in when i hit like 25
could be the lighting too however
Is Armageddon still considered the best Worms? I played Clan Wars recently and I enjoyed it quite a bit.
This runs fucking kino
Not sure what I expected
you make long posts to just increase all my electricity payments, don't think I don't know what you're doing. you're not gonna make me fucking homeless
This kind of autism is the best
Based worms boomer
Already an A run for me so far
not surprising at all
Do American women find this accent sexy?
Dude is a worms magician!
That's what this whole thing should be about autist wizards playin video-games, not glitchfest 2022.
do dogs even have accents?
What do you mean? Was it good or not?
this guy is pretty good
Touhou is boring as shit.
I hope you understand how cringe you are showing off your towhoe plushies that you probably have to wash weekly due to piss and cum stains.
Good enough it made me start making my own MMBN inspired game.
I'm just learning how to code. This will take a while...
You get to a certain age, you drop all your illusions. Life just gets easier from there