Why do elfs love orcs so much?
Why do elfs love orcs so much?
Jacob Thomas
Landon Brown
Elves are for human men
Lincoln Martin
I never got why she has such autism for a ring.
Jason Rivera
Josiah Nelson
That's why you'll stay a virgin.
Henry Rogers
Elves are for breeding as familial fuck slaves so you train one and break her in with your cock and the pass her down the family after you go. The same elf should take the virginity of every human male in her owner’s bloodline when they come of age. They are to be magically enslaved and transformed so they must swallow cum daily to survive.
Aiden Collins
Don't all the girls get a bad ending cause the dude goes back home?
Hudson Adams
no, elves are for:
>holding hands
>making babies
>wives
>consensual sex only
>having elf babies with
>dating
>love
>kissing
>hugging
>spooning
>snuggling
>smiles
>waifus
>massaging behind the ears
>keeping secrets
>best friends
>friends
>neighbors
>petting
>nibbling ears
>positive comments
>role models
>fitness
>a standard human women will never reach
>starting a family with
>proposing to
>marriage
>pregnant belly rubs
>romance
>honeymoons
>introducing to your parents
>stable relationships
>not rape
>comforting
>worshiping elven gods with
>dreams
>happiness
>not purging
>not hating
>not drugging
>having their culture preserved and practiced
>choosing wedding rings with
>long romantic walks in the forest with
>kicking pervy humans off their lands
>treating with romantic dinners
>taking nice relaxing hot springs baths with
>talking their beautiful language
>post-sex bedtalk and snuggling
>top of the line educations
>extended tropical vacations
>killing lesser races with
>montages of romantic activities in picturesque cities with a tacky soundtrack
Luke Jones
i cannot imagine the levels of adult virginity needed to make a post like these
Hunter Bailey
Elf boys love large orc futa cocks!
Kevin Young
Elves are white women and orcs are black men.
Easton Hughes
Says the guy posting on Any Forums lmao
Justin Ortiz
BASED
Alexander Sullivan
What is wrong with virginity?
Joshua Sullivan
there's something incredibly hot about pure perfection fucking the polar opposite
Noah Cooper
ZASED
John Reed
Nothing if it's a genuine voluntary commitment while you wait for The One™, quite a bit if you're just unfuckable or some weirdo who doesn't get sexually aroused by anything except weird shit.
Leo Rodriguez
This is very anti-Semitic user.
Landon Perry
Does not appear to be accurate.
Oliver Carter
We don't know the details about ojisan's return yet, but for now they are separated, yes.
Andrew Baker
Elves don't deserve to be sad
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Being an elf is a constant state of suffering.
Austin Hughes
>different culture
>one of the most rare rings in existence
>already likes him before she gets it
(you) are the one with autism user
Julian Anderson
No, that's definitely an orc.
Gabriel Gutierrez